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Game Day 2026 Round 5 Discussion

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Round 5, and the training wheels are officially off.

The byes are over. Best 18 is gone. Full squads are back, and all those little cracks in our teams that have been papered over for the past few weeks are about to be exposed.

For a month, bad scores could vanish. Weak on field spots got covered up. Teams with no depth could still pretend everything was fine because a 43 from some useless rookie just dropped out of the total and everyone moved on.

Not anymore.

Now every on field mistake counts. Every dodgy pick is live. Every bench disaster matters. There is nowhere to hide now, this is the week we find out whose team is actually good and whose side has been held together with tape and blind optimism.

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The big injury headlines this week are English and Ed Richards, which isn't ideal after a season of premo carnage. If your plan was to save trades and behave like a responsible adult, you've failed.

Bubble boys this week: Finnbar Maley, Jacob Farrow, James Tunstill, Archer Day-Wicks, Oliver Wiltshire, Oscar Steene, CCJ, Josh Lai, Harry Schoenberg and Talor Bryne plus whoever gets randomly selected for their second game this week.

And then there’s Max Gawn.

All preseason people said he was too old. Too expensive. Too easy to fade. Started at about 12% ownership, did King Max. After a decade of basically being one of the top SuperCoach scorers in the game every single year, people finally talked themselves into believing Father Time had arrived.

Instead, he’s back to number one.

Of course he is.

The most predictable premium in the history of the game got doubted, and now the non owners are standing there watching a bloke they called cooked go straight back to the top. Now they're working out how to get the great man in their side.

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This is the round where fake good teams get found out.

No more best 18 safety net. No more hiding a 41 on field and pretending it never happened. Full squads. Full consequences. Full honesty.

Post trades, rate the carnage, complain about your injuries, tell everyone why your rage trade is actually a genius move, and let’s see who built a proper side and who’s about to fall in a heap.

And remember, if you're going to loop your VC, make sure there's a non-playing player after your VC - there aren't too many options this week.

Get trading..
 
Anyone going over for Gather round ?


If I go over again id go over for a couple weeks get in a bunch of hiking and do kangaroo Island etc.
I'm already here and off to Adelaide Oval to see Melbourne v Essendon
 

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I'm already here and off to Adelaide Oval to see Melbourne v Essendon

Went to the first garther round.
Traded in K Pickett before the flight.
Looked later after the flight .
Scored big 60 odd.
We stayed at the last place available in Adelaide had no sleep before our match.

:moustache:.
 
Would be real handy if Todd Marshall could have another week to recover for captaincy purposes
 
Went to the first garther round.
Traded in K Pickett before the flight.
Looked later after the flight .
Scored big 60 odd.
We stayed at the last place available in Adelaide had no sleep before our match.

:moustache:.
Sounds amazing 🤣
 
Would be real handy if Todd Marshall could have another week to recover for captaincy purposes
Likely to play (unfortunately, for captaincy purposes) according to 5 names on the Phantom's Lair
 
Likely to play (unfortunately, for captaincy purposes) according to 5 names on the Phantom's Lair

what did 5 names say ?



is something I ask after every utterance.
 

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And then there’s Max Gawn.

All preseason people said he was too old. Too expensive. Too easy to fade. Started at about 12% ownership, did King Max. After a decade of basically being one of the top SuperCoach scorers in the game every single year, people finally talked themselves into believing Father Time had arrived.

Instead, he’s back to number one.

Of course he is.

The most predictable premium in the history of the game got doubted, and now the non owners are standing there watching a bloke they called cooked go straight back to the top. Now they're working out how to get the great man in their side.


Yeah, we get it.
You love him.
He plays for Melbourne.
You were right, we were wrong.
You’re the king of the castle!
Now move on……

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Nah! Reckon I'll give it a miss, stay here and prepare myself for Songkran, starting on the 13th....
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The only way I prepare for Songkran, is staying the **** away!😁

Though it can be fun away from the tourist areas.
 
And then there’s Max Gawn.

All preseason people said he was too old. Too expensive. Too easy to fade. Started at about 12% ownership, did King Max. After a decade of basically being one of the top SuperCoach scorers in the game every single year, people finally talked themselves into believing Father Time had arrived.

Instead, he’s back to number one.

Of course he is.

The most predictable premium in the history of the game got doubted, and now the non owners are standing there watching a bloke they called cooked go straight back to the top. Now they're working out how to get the great man in their side.


Yeah, we get it.
You love him.
He plays for Melbourne.
You were right, we were wrong.
You’re the king of the castle!
Now move on……

Bored Blah Blah Blah GIF
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The Simpsons Bart GIF by MOODMAN
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And then there’s Max Gawn.

All preseason people said he was too old. Too expensive. Too easy to fade. Started at about 12% ownership, did King Max. After a decade of basically being one of the top SuperCoach scorers in the game every single year, people finally talked themselves into believing Father Time had arrived.

Instead, he’s back to number one.

Of course he is.

The most predictable premium in the history of the game got doubted, and now the non owners are standing there watching a bloke they called cooked go straight back to the top. Now they're working out how to get the great man in their side.


Yeah, we get it.
You love him.
He plays for Melbourne.
You were right, we were wrong.
You’re the king of the castle!
Now move on……

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The Simpsons Bart GIF by MOODMAN
Your offer to write next rounds thread opener is accepted. Around Tuesday afternoon would be great. Thanks 🙏🤙
 
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