Roast 2026 Vent Your Disappointments Here

[Jiska]

 

[TheMcManusNose]

I'll start

Thanks bf supercoach for talking me in to Blakiston you ****ing campaigners, he is shit.

 

[Jiska]

I'll start

Thanks bf supercoach for talking me in to Blakiston you ****ing campaigners, he is shit.

 

[T4P]

I'll start

Thanks bf supercoach for talking me in to Blakiston you ****ing campaigners, he is shit.

my second post this year in the SC forum, coming out of the woodwork to +1 this

 

[Sherman41]

I'll start

Thanks bf supercoach for talking me in to Blakiston you ****ing campaigners, he is shit.

Just a bunch of used car sales men and women lurking in these forums

 

[Deliverance]

Langford, what was I thinking

 

[HTPunter]

Langford, what was I thinking

Yeah sorry man but that’s a very high risk low reward pick. At least it’s only 1 round of having him.

 

[Dewyyyyy]

I faded Bont **** my life

 

[JT_the_Man]

Didn't straight C Bont

 

[Petrify]

Brayshaw melts in 3... 2...

 

[Jiska]

I'll start

Thanks bf supercoach for talking me in to Blakiston you ****ing campaigners, he is shit.

my second post this year in the SC forum, coming out of the woodwork to +1 this

Imagine not posting, taking up all the advice like a sponge from our awesome community, then blaming them because you may a shit call and it didn’t work out.

 

[TheMcManusNose]

Imagine not posting, taking up all the advice like a sponge from our awesome community, then blaming them because you may a shit call and it didn’t work out.

I think this is the 4th who the hell are you I've got from you unc but cheers xx

 

[Deliverance]

Caleb Serong

3

Caleb Serong

Age

25

Ht

180cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

5star

CL

2.6

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

5star

CL

2.6

5star

, gave me a shit average last year and sunk my season, now does this when he's not in my team.

Looks like I went a year early on Milera as well.

 

[A Bit Dusty]

When you think you're starting guns at D2 & D3 and give out this trash

 

[SC fish]

Brayshaw melts in 3... 2...

...1

 

[gianytee]

I was so happy with my team and no one let me down except the one I tossed and turned in Jordan Clark

6

Jordan Clark

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.2

3star

K

10.4

4star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

.

Honestly with Gulden out awhile most likely I feel like just swapping Clark for Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

28

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

and banking the extra cash to go from Gulden to Bont.

Normally I’d back Clark in but with Gulden's injury I feel Bonts the way to go despite his massive price

 

[T4P]

Imagine not posting, taking up all the advice like a sponge from our awesome community, then blaming them because you may a shit call and it didn’t work out.

pffft it's called a vent thread mate, we're shouting into the abyss not criticising the community. I know there are some snowflakes around but don't descend to their level love you xoxo

It's a yearly ritual for me to engage with this forum all February to realise how terrible my decision-making is come round one.

Fading bont after R0, Blakiston, Bradshaw. I think I got the trifecta of key melts so far in this thread. Sticking with Clark over Houston may be the cherry on top, but we'll see...

 

[Deliverance]

Butters C. Szn ova

 

[Ed_Gein]

Brayshaw melts in 3... 2...

1....

 

[Petrify]

A big **** YOU to Bevo for playing Bont up forward in R0. Completely baited me into starting Richards over him. Absolute killer. ****ing Bevo

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Ed ****ing Richards.

 

[stevebbb]

It's not a real disappointment unless you trade them out after 1 match

 

[The_Steadier]

Just popping in to share my captain average

Round 1 - Bont 160
Round 2 - Bont 141

Average - 150.5

When in doubt, Bont

 

[Sherman41]

Wrong Fred. Oops.

Moved it now

 

[Deliverance]

This campaigner





Who the **** pays someone 2 mill a year and trades them in, promising them ruck time and then does this to them?



Or is TDK the most overrated hack in the game?