#21 Quinten Lynch - ****en Awesome

[Scotland]

As requested (more demanded, really) by Darth Eagle (resident Third Reich minister of thread formatting), here is a Quinten Lynch discussion thread, started by the player's official sponsor, me, and complete with the correct thread title format.

While I like to keep an informal player sponsor thread and encourage all to participate (this of course saves me from having to do much, if anything) there are rules and they are as follows:

1. The player's name is Quinten Lynch. Write it down, it's not that hard. His first name is not Quentin, or Quenton, nor is his last name Leach. The Big Unit, TBU, The Big Q, Qolossus and most other nicknames are of course entirely appropriate.

2. This is a place of Quinten Lynch discussion (the word 'discussion' essentially means adoration in this context, so 'Lynch sux lolz' trolls will be roundly mocked), and as such is not a place for the discussion of other players, excepting when other players are discussed for the purpose of comparison to display the superiority of Quinten Lynch over these other players or player.

3. I reserve the right to change the rules as I go.

Thankyou and good day.

Happy Lynch worshipping.

 

[Cuzz09]

Quentin Lonch is good at football. He kan kick the ball far anf has a glove.

 

[ep2018]

Well the Big Q needs to have a Big Season for us to stand any sort of chance in 2008.

 

[Mop]

The Big Q for PM!

 

[Scotland]

Quentin Lonch is good at football. He kan kick the ball far anf has a glove.

If I'm ever in Adelaide, I must remember to pack the Gray-Nicholls Megadrive and track down the location of your head.

Only kidding, like I'd ever go to Adelaide...

 

[Biggie]

Go the Q!!

Kicking practice going well Scotland?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

I was annoyed and upset when Judd left. If The Glove ever decided to leave I'd be put on immediate suicide watch.

 

[Biggie]

I was annoyed and upset when Judd left. If The Glove ever decided to leave I'd be put on immediate suicide watch.

Dont even go there AB.

 

[matera_goal]

Hail the Qolossus

 

[QL 21]

How do the ladies resist?

Lynch > *

 

[September_Glory]

How do the ladies resist?

Lynch > *

This made me laugh so hard

 

[Lynch takes a mark]

I think there was a stat that when Hansen and Lynch both play Lynch kicks twice as many goals as when Hansen is out of the side.

 

[Biggie]

I think there was a stat that when Hansen and Lynch both play Lynch kicks twice as many goals as when Hansen is out of the side.

We will call it the "Hansen frees up Lynch to kick more goals" stat shall we?

Seriously though you are right when you say that.

TBU thrives on the space Hansen makes when he leads out of the F50.

A great combo ready to dominate 2008 and beyond.

(With TBU doing the most damage of course Scotland )

 

[Scotland]

A picture tells a thousand words, so here's three thousand:

 

[Mop]

The Big Q doesn't seem to be very social after training. He'll be the first to walk into the rooms. Not a good time to try and grab a signature.
Lynchie - The focused unit.

 

[Scotland]

Disappointing start to the season for Q.

Had little influence on the game and did not work hard enough defensively.

Probably just lulling opposition players/coaches into a false sense of security and voicing his disgust about being omitted from my DT.

 

[Big Turls]

Pretty disappointing display, looked tired after about ten minutes, he didn't chase hard all game & made no second efforts.

Tough game coming up next week, but Lynchy will bounce back!

 

[Scotland]

<Sponsor's report>

West Coast were crap, Lynch equally so. New recruits 'Bock' and 'Johncock' whose blue and gold jumpers clearly haven't arrived yet were the pick of the forwards for West Coast. They worked hard to create space and were rewarded for their efforts by being used as the preferred targets of the on-ballers.

Big Q kicked a beautiful goal from about 60-65m in the second quarter, but other than that was rarely sighted.

</Sponsor's report>

 

[Scotland]

A much better game from the big Q this week. Working up the ground more (as he fcuking should every week coaching staff) enabling him to use his mobility and long kicking to great effect.

Finished up with 17 disposals (15 of which were kicks, and they aren't looped 20m sideways passes), 12 marks and 2 goals, while his key forward mates also did well with Kennedy picking up 15 touches & 11 marks and The Chad booting 3.2 from 7 marks.

Now if only we could have the old midfield back...

 

[Mop]

One of my really good friends drew this for me.

Lynch is now art.

 

[Scotland]

'There there, even if you had picked Judd instead of Ball I would have destroyed him, too.'

more likely...

'Raaaah, Quinten eat brains. Raaaaah.'

 

[batters]

Quinten lynch 19 goals in 17 games this year not really good enough to be considered a quality player

 

[Mop]

Quinten lynch 19 goals in 17 games this year not really good enough to be considered a quality player

Try watching a game, moron.
He's been playing up the ground.
FFS, he was a midfielder on Saturday.

 

[Mop]

... In other news, Lynch has been re-signed, though the duration of his contract has not been disclosed.

 

[Timmy Houlihan]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quinten Hungry!