Traded #22: Jake Carlisle - Pt.1 - Traded with some other stuff for pick 5, 24 and a Bird (cont in Part 2)

[SydneyBomber]

I start to feel a modicum of sympathy for them, and then I just think... FINNIS....

**** them. all. hard.

 

[The House]

Coincidentally, i'm pretty sure the Lovett to StKilda deal involved us getting Williams and the pick we got Carlisle for - and the second we traded him to StKilda this happens.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The conduct of that club and its fans over this trade period drive my amusement now.

Meh fans are fans, they have their imbeciles as to be expected.

The club can get ****ed - what a ****in joke they were this past fortnight. Lure JC promising a fair deal then not even attempting to get it done until Hawthorn came along and forced them too. And thank Christ they did.

Not how to work. If you target somebody and make a commitment then ****in do it. The Aints just wanted to vulture us, like Port last year. They can **** off, starting with that useless campaigner Finnis. What a great fit he is for that joint. ****in twat.

 

[Donakebab]

Watch it here

http://www.9news.com.au/national/20...fl-player-jake-carlisle-snorting-white-powder

Can't they just upload the video itself? Watching a video of a video of a video loses so much quality.

 

[Autobahn]

Watch it here

http://www.9news.com.au/national/20...fl-player-jake-carlisle-snorting-white-powder

Snapchat doesn't have a pause function whilst recording. How did he do a line in his hotel and end up outside in 10 seconds.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

 

[Stopher]

What do you get when you add a white line to a red and black jumper?

Jake Carlisle

Texting this one to my Saints-supporting brother-in-law at a respectable hour tomorrow haha.

 

[windyhill]

27 spoons, one flag. I can see why. You were warned st.shitta. Lovett, I Lovett , once bitten twice shy yeah ? Nah.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

It makes sense in hindsight. When he said this club is stuffed he was just having drug flashbacks.

Reminds me of this gem: http://insidesauce.com/harley-bennell-nominates-revolver-as-his-club-of-choice/

 

[RearNaked]

Any chance at all st kilda drop him

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Any chance at all st kilda drop him

Hopefully, would love it if we picked him up in the PSD.

 

[Bob81]

Its the off season if he wants to chuck a bit of nose sherbet in his snot locker who cares. Maybe the stress/fear of going in PSD drove him to it. Any hoo he'll play bext year and probably win their bnf.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Lol now the Saints supporters are saying they'll get the trade voided and get him through the PSD.

"Er hi Gillon. We want to reverse this trade. We can't take on this player.

"Oh no! We still want the player! There's no issue there. Who cares about his drug use. Just we want him for free. Yeah.

"Hello?"

This script thing is kinda fun actually.

 

[Jade]

Any chance at all st kilda drop him

I doubt it.

Paid too much and the embarrassment would be more than that brittle club could wear.

 

[Fear Boner]

 

[fairlight_cmi]

honestly, what a ****ing imbecile.

 

[RearNaked]

Hopefully, would love it if we picked him up in the PSD.

think id need to change my undies if that happened haha

 

[RearNaked]

come back jake we'll play you in defence haha will pick 25 and obrian get thr deal done saints ? ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Mootsy]

Gawd dammit...

The trade couldn't just be a smooth deal that made everyone happy...

This crap had to come up with Carlisle..

It doesn't make Carlisle or Essendon look very good imo...

This club, is it cursed?

Very shitty end to a great day..

I just can't believe it..

 

[RearNaked]

Gawd dammit...

The trade couldn't just be a smooth deal that made everyone happy...

This crap had to come up with Carlisle..

It doesn't make Carlisle or Essendon look very good imo...

This club, is it cursed?

calm down buddy im not sure any 24yr old making hundreds of thousands of dollars wouldn't be doing a little something when they go on holiday

 

[Mootsy]

calm down buddy im not sure any 24yr old making hundreds of thousands of dollars wouldn't be doing a little something when they go on holiday

Yeah but it's far from a good look. Most players aren't caught using whatever it is they use..

Pathetic by Carlisle..

Don't care what happens now. Wouldn't bother me of the Saints get their picks back..

That's an epic f*** up..

 

[Duckworth]

Yeah, but if he did a knee a week ago, but didn't tell anyone, it's ours...

Clubs do their own medicals.

 

[Autobahn]

Yeah but it's far from a good look. Most players aren't caught using whatever it is they use..

Pathetic by Carlisle..

Don't care what happens now. Wouldn't bother me of the Saints get their picks back..

That's an epic f*** up..

I find that hard to believe.

 

[Mootsy]

Most normal people might drink too much alcohol, that's about it..

With that sort of responsibility and high pay of a player like Carlisle, especially..

 

[blitzer]

Something ironic i realised as well - When we traded Lovett to St.Kilda for 16 we ontraded pick 16 for Williams and 24. That 24 pick became Carlisle. Then years later we trade Carlisle to them for pick 5. So it all goes back to that first trade.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Most normal people might drink too much alcohol, that's about it..

With that sort of responsibility and high pay of a player like Carlisle, especially..

Because that's so much better.