A Good Omen

[Sera]

Originally posted by nurries
And where exactly on Ben's head does he wear underwear??

Surely a bloke called nurries can do better than that...

 

[Au_Blue#24]

Originally posted by Sera
Surely you can do better than that...

you're kidding right ??

thats pure gold considering...

 

[Sera]

Originally posted by Au_Blue#24
you're kidding right ??

thats pure gold considering...

I've seen about 50 similar jokes on Dockerland. Surely he could at least be original... rather than rehashing lame dockerland jokes on bigfooty.

 

[nurries]

Hey i didnt start it. I did see an unattended Marlows van on the side of the road the other day.

BTW Nurries is short for No Worries,(Say it quick) not for goolies

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by Sera
I've seen about 50 similar jokes on Dockerland. Surely he could at least be original... rather than rehashing lame dockerland jokes on bigfooty.

I think you will find they werent joking.

 

[Sera]

Originally posted by nurries
I did see an unattended Marlows van on the side of the road the other day.

Hang on a minute... you said it was broken down. There is a difference. It could have been dumped with a dockerfan lying in the boot.

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by Sera
Hang on a minute... you said it was broken down. There is a difference. It could have been dumped with a dockerfan lying in the boot.

With the position it was in, it was either broken down or it was an extremely (And I mean EXTREMELY) S_H_I_T parking job.

Anyway it was what I saw and I dont think it would be an Omen cos you guys should be able to pump Micks boys in the form you are in.

Unless of course the dead Eagle I saw being dragged off by a flock of Magpies this morning meant something.

 

[Captain Random]

Originally posted by nurries

There'd be nothing there if Beeennnnn was in the same shot. If you know what I mean.

Dead right - Ben wouldn't have been caught in a half-arsed tackle like that.*

And it wasn't a dead eagle, it was a crow. Delayed reaction omen.


* Double entendres are fun

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by carneagles
Dead right - Ben wouldn't have been caught in a half-arsed tackle like that.*

And it wasn't a dead eagle, it was a crow. Delayed reaction omen.

Your right. Ben only gets caught in Full-arsed tackles if you know what I mean.

And it was an Eagle. I can tell because before it died it was knitting and when it flew past it went Woosh!!

 

[Au_Blue#24]

Originally posted by nurries
Your right. Ben only gets caught in Full-arsed tackles if you know what I mean.

No, I dont know what you mean, but im sure you've got lots of pictures

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by Au_Blue#24
No, I dont know what you mean, but im sure you've got lots of pictures

Sorry to disappoint but no pictures....


All I have is this song :

Cousy takes it up the arse do dah do dah.

 

[Captain Random]

Funny and subtle. Top work.

 

[nearlyblonde]

Mayhap you SHOULD worry, nurries, unless it is your mission to re=inforce the general perception most people have of the supporters of your club.

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by nearlyblonde
Mayhap you SHOULD worry, nurries, unless it is your mission to re=inforce the general perception most people have of the supporters of your club.

Mayhap......What the?

Your either drunk or need some English lessons

I suppose your nearly a blonde so that answers that.

 

[vicki]

Lessons?

Actually Nurries, it is you who needs the lessons - spelling lessons. It should be YOU'RE as in "you are either drunk etc".
And YOU ARE reinforcing the perception that most people have i.e. your supporters are uncouth, illmannered ferals.

 

[carlyp]

Originally posted by nurries
Your right. Ben only gets caught in Full-arsed tackles if you know what I mean.

And it was an Eagle. I can tell because before it died it was knitting and when it flew past it went Woosh!!

Knitting....im sure you know alot about that!

 

[Thrawn666]

Originally posted by nurries

All I have is this song :

Cousy takes it up the arse do dah do dah.

Hasey takes it twice as hard, oh do dah day

 

[carlyp]

Originally posted by Thrawn666
Hasey takes it twice as hard, oh do dah day

LOL! Post of the week here!
HAHAHAH!

 

[jod23]

Originally posted by Thrawn666
Hasey takes it twice as hard, oh do dah day

Thats amusing.

Nurries is just jealous that we have Cousins and Freo dont. If Cousins all of a sudden changed over to Freo then suddenly Cuz would be a fantastic player, easily the best midfielder in the competition etc etc etc...but because he plays for WC, he apparently takes it up the....

But all the good players cop abuse, that's how you know they are good. Hird, Bucks, Cousins, Lloyd etc etc all get ragged on by opposition supporters, a tell tale sign that they are top class footballers.

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by jod23
Thats amusing.

Nurries is just jealous that we have Cousins and Freo dont. If Cousins all of a sudden changed over to Freo then suddenly Cuz would be a fantastic player, easily the best midfielder in the competition etc etc etc...but because he plays for WC, he apparently takes it up the....

But all the good players cop abuse, that's how you know they are good. Hird, Bucks, Cousins, Lloyd etc etc all get ragged on by opposition supporters, a tell tale sign that they are top class footballers.

The little arse bandit, that is cousy, is overated anyway. I would much rather Kerr or Fletcher. Real quality there.

Why do you think Ben wont ever win a Brownlow? Same reason as Buckley - they are Seagulls and dont get the hard ball (Only the hard knob up the arse!!!) hard to swallow. Im sure you are used to the taste by now.

Pot calling the kettle black, Jod. Tell me any of your supporters that dont think Cousy is the best thing since slice bread.

I participated in this thread as a bit of fun tounge in cheek. Prawn 666 started this off with the Hase crack so if you dont like me having a go at your Captain in return , dont have a go at Hase.

 

[noodle]

Originally posted by nurries

Why do you think Ben wont ever win a Brownlow? Same reason as Buckley - they are Seagulls and dont get the hard ball

you could make the same case about peter bell.

we seem to be taking this whole haselby thing quite personally nurries. so is **** got printed in the paper. get over it.

 

[Streaker]

Originally posted by noodle
you could make the same case about peter bell.

we seem to be taking this whole haselby thing quite personally nurries. so is **** got printed in the paper. get over it.

Next time we play the Dockers we could get the crowd throwing undies at him.

 

[carlyp]

Face it nurries, your team are just a cheap impersonation of the REAL team that we are!!

 

[nurries]

Originally posted by noodle
you could make the same case about peter bell.

we seem to be taking this whole haselby thing quite personally nurries. so is **** got printed in the paper. get over it.

Bell is more an in and under player where cousins is an in an out player!!

B]Face it nurries, your team are just a cheap impersonation of the REAL team that we are!![/B]

It's comments like this why everyone else in the league think WC supporters are the most arrogant!! (Even more so than Eddiewood).

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

Originally posted by nurries
Pot calling the kettle black, Jod. Tell me any of your supporters that dont think Cousy is the best thing since slice bread.

4 AA's, 2 club B&F's (2nd in 1998+3rd in 1999), Rising star winner, numerous newspaper player of the year awards, 79 career Brownlow votes, 150 game player and club captain.

Overrated indeed.