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I laugh at the posters who are wondering if women masturbate and how much.

Ever walked into an "adult" shop?

95% of the stuff they sell ain't for guys. Ever thought about that?

Women are dirty (god bless em!)
 
Depends on the girl MrNatural.

If you're naturally kinky as ****, and your missus isn't, you're going to reach out.

If your missus is a nympho you'll find you'd never use pr0n, unless it was together.

I'd say shes in between.
A bit of a demon in the sack, but theres still a few things my dirty mind wants, that she can't or won't provide unfortunately
 

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I laugh at the posters who are wondering if women masturbate and how much.

Ever walked into an "adult" shop?

95% of the stuff they sell ain't for guys. Ever thought about that?

Women are dirty (god bless em!)
Just throwing it out there but I'm fairly sure a wide selection of those toys can be used for more than one orifice... Also there's no way 5% of the shop is only for guys, fairly wide selection of masturbatory aids available for them too...
 
Just throwing it out there but I'm fairly sure a wide selection of those toys can be used for more than one orifice... Also there's no way 5% of the shop is only for guys, fairly wide selection of masturbatory aids available for them too...
Ok dude, I might have exaggerated a little. Most of the male stuff is total shit anyway. How many guys actually really jack off with that stuff that you know?

If i'm not exaggerating, I would comfortably estimate that at least 75%-80% of the toys are squarely aimed at women.
 

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Ok dude, I might have exaggerated a little. Most of the male stuff is total shit anyway. How many guys actually really jack off with that stuff that you know?

If i'm not exaggerating, I would comfortably estimate that at least 75%-80% of the toys are squarely aimed at women.
There's a lot of blokes out there who buy the stuff for their partners to use whilst they jack off. Only 25% may be designed for me, but pretty much all of it can be used to get me off. I even know someone who gets screwed by his wife using a strap-on.
 
I've been toying with the idea of giving up pr0n for a while.
I was back in Adelaide last week and catching up with a stunner who I used to work with, muchos tequilas later I'm at her place but the afterparty didn't go quite as well as either of us were hoping if you catch my drift. Now I'm 95% sure it was alcohol related, but in the back of my mind there's this thought that if I hadn't spent 30 minutes the day before beating off to a Belladonna interracial fisting video I could have focused a lot more on the job at hand.
Any thoughts on how too much pr0n can ruin normal sex for blokes

Unless you beat off 4 times in that half hour that wouldn't have been the problem.
 
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But I have never met I guy who has said he doesn't. and girls, well I don't ask as I don't think they would be too happy with the question. I reckon they do though
Yeah, I love "self gratifying". Haven't done it in about 3 weeks though, I don't know why...just haven't really been in the mood.

I have three drives. The "don't ****ing touch me you bitch or I'll rip off your ballsack and put them in your eye sockets", the "eh why not" and the "I'm flowing like the Amazon". Most girls talk about this stuff A LOT with their close girlfriends, but yeah it isn't something I'd really be open to discussing with a guy (IRL). So don't bother trying to talk about it with a girl, unless she brings it up or hints at it
 
Yeah, I love "self gratifying". Haven't done it in about 3 weeks though, I don't know why...just haven't really been in the mood.

I have three drives. The "don't ******* touch me you bitch or I'll rip off your ballsack and put them in your eye sockets", the "eh why not" and the "I'm flowing like the Amazon". Most girls talk about this stuff A LOT with their close girlfriends, but yeah it isn't something I'd really be open to discussing with a guy (IRL). So don't bother trying to talk about it with a girl, unless she brings it up or hints at it

There isn't anything in between "don't ******* touch me you bitch or I'll rip off your ballsack and put them in your eye sockets" and "eh why not"?

Would feel sorry for your boyfriend:D

But yes, most of me mates are guys and it isn't something I open with when I meet a girl so it never really comes up. I suspect that some girls do do it though. But definetely not as much as guys
 
There isn't anything in between "don't ******* touch me you bitch or I'll rip off your ballsack and put them in your eye sockets" and "eh why not"?

Would feel sorry for your boyfriend:D

But yes, most of me mates are guys and it isn't something I open with when I meet a girl so it never really comes up. I suspect that some girls do do it though. But definetely not as much as guys


Of course we masturbate, most just won't admit it. And stuff that guys do it more theory, I went camping in Barwon Heads last year, bored out of my mind on a rainy summer's day. I flicked the bean 7 times in one day, 5 the next and 6 the next. Tell me you can come (pun not intended) close to that. My friend has similar records, but as far as I know I am the Bean Queen.
 

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Of course we masturbate, most just won't admit it. And stuff that guys do it more theory, I went camping in Barwon Heads last year, bored out of my mind on a rainy summer's day. I flicked the bean 7 times in one day, 5 the next and 6 the next. Tell me you can come (pun not intended) close to that. My friend has similar records, but as far as I know I am the Bean Queen.
You have competititions? :D The only competition I have heard about are ones about how long you can last. One mate of mine lasted a month and won himself $50
That's not something I want to know from mates. Another one told me he fapped just before he came to see me and a couple of other mates and I just thought "Greeeat.....and I just shook your hand you mother****er". I probably could 7 times in one day if I really put my mind to it but after about 3 or 4 I just wouldnt want to, and what would be the point in that?
I still don't think all girls do it. Some, maybe most but some girls just seem too goody goody. Wouldn't be possible for a guy though. If you got to say 20 and you finally let it off, it would be like a flipping firehose. No joke

P.S. Lulz at "Bean Queen"
 

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