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1. Graham Johncock has had too much drink but decides to drive home and smashes into a park car. What does Johncock decide to do next?
a) Hang around and wait for the cops to turn up
b) Steal the babyseats that were in the car that he collided with
c) Does a runner and pretend that nothing has happened
2. Goodwin and other players are drinking at the Raglans pub owned by Wayne Carey. (which incidentally is just down the road from the only newspaper in the city! Der) The Advertiser decide to send a photographer down there to get some photos. Goodwin sees the photographers and becomes quite agitated. What does he and Mark Riccuito do next?
a) Threaten to kill the photographer
b) Tell the photographer that if he takes any more photos, that the Crows will never have anything to do with the Advertiser ever again (Pity this didn't happen for real)
c) Invite the photographer in for a drink
3. The AFL brings in Heritage Rd celebrating the 60’s and 70’s but unfortunately your team didn’t start playing until 1991, do you
a) Steal the State Guernsey
b) Make up something you have never worn before, but claim it to be part of your history
c) Just face facts your club was born out of spite and has only been around for a short time
4. You are the coach of the crows, and your megastar full forward and crowd favourite has just slept with your daughter, do you
a) Send him to Fremantle
b) Forget about it
c) Charge him, and ask if he is also interested in the other daughter, if not what about the wife?
5. You are one of the club leaders playing Richmond at the MCG when going for the ball a fat trainer get’s in your way and a collision occurs. He is one of your own, do you
a) Get up and chase the ball
b) Ask the umpire for a free kick
c) Strike a blow to the trainer with a fore arm to the head.
6. You are suppose to be one of the smarter players at the club, with ambitions in politics etc and you are on a pre season training camp when your coach asks you to walk over hot coals, do you
a) Tell him to do it first
b) Tell him to get stuffed
c) Do it and burn your feet to buggery
7. Two of your star players and their partners are brawling in public over their friendship with a top tennis player, do you
a) Ignore it, and hopefully it will go away
b) Try to resolve it behind closed doors
c) Take sides and sack one of the players from the leadership group
8. Your lazy son Dale is still in bed in your Housing Trust Home, do you
a) Send him to the shop to get a paper to look for a job
b) Send him to the Airport to abuse Port Adelaide players
c) Jump in bed and join him
9. Your team has just lost another Showdown to the mighty Port Adelaide Football Club, do you
a) Spit on the players
b) Follow the coach home and egg his house
c) Instruct your kids to harass Robert Shaw’s kids at school
10. Your team is leading by 22 points at 1/2 time in the prelim final at home. What happens next?
a) You coach decides to put McLeod and Burton on the bench allowing West Coast to gain momentum in the 3rd qtr
b) The choker chains around the players necks get too tight
c) According to the Crow supporters, the umpires start favouring West Coast prompting the supporters to start the famous "cheat" chant.
Ok lets start answering
a) Hang around and wait for the cops to turn up
b) Steal the babyseats that were in the car that he collided with
c) Does a runner and pretend that nothing has happened
2. Goodwin and other players are drinking at the Raglans pub owned by Wayne Carey. (which incidentally is just down the road from the only newspaper in the city! Der) The Advertiser decide to send a photographer down there to get some photos. Goodwin sees the photographers and becomes quite agitated. What does he and Mark Riccuito do next?
a) Threaten to kill the photographer
b) Tell the photographer that if he takes any more photos, that the Crows will never have anything to do with the Advertiser ever again (Pity this didn't happen for real)
c) Invite the photographer in for a drink
3. The AFL brings in Heritage Rd celebrating the 60’s and 70’s but unfortunately your team didn’t start playing until 1991, do you
a) Steal the State Guernsey
b) Make up something you have never worn before, but claim it to be part of your history
c) Just face facts your club was born out of spite and has only been around for a short time
4. You are the coach of the crows, and your megastar full forward and crowd favourite has just slept with your daughter, do you
a) Send him to Fremantle
b) Forget about it
c) Charge him, and ask if he is also interested in the other daughter, if not what about the wife?
5. You are one of the club leaders playing Richmond at the MCG when going for the ball a fat trainer get’s in your way and a collision occurs. He is one of your own, do you
a) Get up and chase the ball
b) Ask the umpire for a free kick
c) Strike a blow to the trainer with a fore arm to the head.
6. You are suppose to be one of the smarter players at the club, with ambitions in politics etc and you are on a pre season training camp when your coach asks you to walk over hot coals, do you
a) Tell him to do it first
b) Tell him to get stuffed
c) Do it and burn your feet to buggery
7. Two of your star players and their partners are brawling in public over their friendship with a top tennis player, do you
a) Ignore it, and hopefully it will go away
b) Try to resolve it behind closed doors
c) Take sides and sack one of the players from the leadership group
8. Your lazy son Dale is still in bed in your Housing Trust Home, do you
a) Send him to the shop to get a paper to look for a job
b) Send him to the Airport to abuse Port Adelaide players
c) Jump in bed and join him
9. Your team has just lost another Showdown to the mighty Port Adelaide Football Club, do you
a) Spit on the players
b) Follow the coach home and egg his house
c) Instruct your kids to harass Robert Shaw’s kids at school
10. Your team is leading by 22 points at 1/2 time in the prelim final at home. What happens next?
a) You coach decides to put McLeod and Burton on the bench allowing West Coast to gain momentum in the 3rd qtr
b) The choker chains around the players necks get too tight
c) According to the Crow supporters, the umpires start favouring West Coast prompting the supporters to start the famous "cheat" chant.
Ok lets start answering
