Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 5 Gather Round - Bombers v Demons Sat April 15th 4:10pm AEST (AO)

[blueiris]

The only way Melbourne can come back is if the lights suddenly go out

 

[The 747]

May playing like he's been enjoying the hospitality in the Barossa.

Fair play to the Bombers as I didn't see this coming.

Me neither, thought the Dees would flog them. They've dominated Melbourne today.

 

[aussierulesrules]

HTB all day long.

 

[Coolangatta]

The only way Melbourne can come back is if the lights suddenly go out

Maybe no G no Dees. Full strength Eagles last week would’ve pushed Melbourne a lot closer than they did.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Jack Viney

7

Jack Viney

Age

30

Ht

179cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.1

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

12.6

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.7

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

21.8

5star

K

10.3

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

is not the bloke to fend off there Hindy.

 

[YeoShuey]

Hopefully we can stop referring to this overrated lot as ”Premiership favourites” now.

 

[WindyHillZephyr]

What a build up to Anzac day.

 

[JD888]

Watching Melbourne now kind of feels like watching the Hawks in 2017 when reality hit home, that it was all over.

 

[Coolangatta]

What a build up to Anzac day.

The comp is so unpredictable that the Pies going 3-3 isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

 

[YeoShuey]

Maybe no G no Dees. Full strength Eagles last week would’ve pushed Melbourne a lot closer than they did.

Huh what?

Only beat Bulldogs and Sydney (who hardly play there) at the MCG. Put the, against decent opposition and I think they would likely lose.

 

[Monco Matt]

No Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

, no Dees.

 

[The Airing of Grievances]

I can’t stand that they talk up Oliver because of his possesions if he gets votes today it’s a joke 20 of them have been rubbish.

OK , we get it, you don't like Oliver. But the narrative that he'd an overrated stat padder couldn't be more wrong. He is a fantastic creative inside ball winner who has had an off day. Funny thing is I bet you get triggered when BF nuffies try to pretend Dangerfield is a scrubber.

 

[The 747]

Nice goal Jordan

 

[Milanista28]

Too good Dees, thanks for trying though.

 

[hoss]

Bombers by plenty.

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Picked it days ago. Hang in there Bombers. Great result.

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[Coolangatta]

Huh what?

Only beat Bulldogs and Sydney (who hardly play there) at the MCG. Put the, against decent opposition and I think they would likely lose.

Decent like who?

 

[Saint12]

When Nick Hind is doing the damage you know it's not your day.

Actually he is perfect as a sub

 

[Lingsface]

OK , we get it, you don't like Oliver. But the narrative that he'd an overrated stat padder couldn't be more wrong. He is a fantastic creative inside ball winner who has had an off day. Funny thing is I bet you get triggered when BF nuffies try to pretend Dangerfield is a scrubber.

No he is a very good player but sometimes his possessions just aren’t damaging enough to be given the title as the best in the game. Today he has proven it they talk him up and umpires will look at the stats and go oh yeah maybe a 1 vote there but he’s been average.

 

[Monco Matt]

Yep, great win Dons. I think the Dees may not have been prepared for the effort that Essendon has put in here, they caught them napping a bit. They got what they deserved. Every opponent needs to be respected and defeated.

 

[brutus76]

Gee we look the fittest in years. Well done Scotty. Ran that game out well. Flip and Draper channelling their inner Paul Salmon and Simon Madden

 

[MF]

OK , we get it, you don't like Oliver. But the narrative that he'd an overrated stat padder couldn't be more wrong. He is a fantastic creative inside ball winner who has had an off day. Funny thing is I bet you get triggered when BF nuffies try to pretend Dangerfield is a scrubber.

Yeah, not his day but Oliver is top 2 in the AFL (along with Cameron this year)

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Gee we look the fittest in years. Well done Scotty. Ran that game out well. Flip and Draper channelling their inner Paul Salmon and Simon Madden

You might not have a complete A grader but this bottom four talk is dumb. There is plenty of talent there to get out of the side.

 

[VinnieB]

Draper seems to enjoy playing against Grundy

 

[fnerd]

Melbourne probably have this & next season to try and win another premiership before the window/era closes.

Definitely.
Reckon they and certainly their supporters started believing the hype of a dynasty team

Good chance they lose Pickett as well this year

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Here's a hot take:

Harrison Petty

35

Harrison Petty

Age

24

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.5

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

120.7

2star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

MG

127.6

3star

is the dirtiest player in the game. Loves sniping behind play and dropping elbows in when going to ground.