Amusing names

[carntheroos4eva]

See if you can think of some amusing names you have heard. I am talking people's names. But I am going to add animals names because we all know that there are some rippers out there in the horse racing world.

I knew a guy who's name is Wayne King. He used to be the head trainer for redan footy club. Nice bloke. Don't know why his parents even thought about calling him wayne when they have the surname of king. (makes us say wanking if you say it quickly)

There was a horse who was called Hoof Hearted. Sure if you say that 5 times quickly it will get you laughing and asking a very rude question.

 

[Bomber Bears]

There was a NSW politician called Richard Face

 

[carntheroos4eva]

There was a NSW politician called Richard Face

I have heard of a guy who was called Richard Head and yes he prefered to be called Dick Head (somebody's name and I am not avoiding the swear filter)

 

[Damp Squarie]

Nicole Kidmans brat....Sunday Rose
Always conjurs up a nice big piece of Roast Beef and Vegies sitting on the table ready to be eaten as part of the traditional Sunday Roast.


Peter Peters..ex journo in Sydney.
Fancy naming your kid that

 

[russea]

Teacher at my school called John Johnson. i lol'd

 

[TheStinger]

There was a horse a few years back called Richard Cranium.

 

[Bomber32]

Another funny horse name from about nearly twenty years ago was Waikikamukau (pronounced Why Kick A Moo Cow).

 

[Bomber Bears]

Nicole Kidmans brat....Sunday Rose
Always conjurs up a nice big piece of Roast Beef and Vegies sitting on the table ready to be eaten as part of the traditional Sunday Roast.


Peter Peters..ex journo in Sydney.
Fancy naming your kid that

As in the Manly rugby league club guy Peter Peters? That guy is an absolute ****wit of a person.

 

[chargers 09]

I used to swim against a kid called Joshua Gay. Sounded like Josh are gay.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

I remember there is a comedien called Ben Dover and yes he does a lot of gay jokes as well.

 

[scooterb]

http://www.raywhitegw.com/pol/property/staff.asp?f_AgentID=2877&xsl=2877&st_id=230163&tmpl=person

 

[carltonblue]

See if you can think of some amusing names you have heard. I am talking people's names. But I am going to add animals names because we all know that there are some rippers out there in the horse racing world.

I knew a guy who's name is Wayne King. He used to be the head trainer for redan footy club. Nice bloke. Don't know why his parents even thought about calling him wayne when they have the surname of king. (makes us say wanking if you say it quickly)

There was a horse who was called Hoof Hearted. Sure if you say that 5 times quickly it will get you laughing and asking a very rude question.

oh rly?

 

[carntheroos4eva]

oh rly?

Seriously mate these one line replies have to stop.

 

[carltonblue]

Seriously mate these one line replies have to stop.

Ok
Brah. Happy?

 

[divvydan]

Couple of ones I've known which caused some amusement.

David David

Hunter Target

 

[NAUGHT5]

Lady at some netball tournament called Kris C*ckhead.

Sorry to avoid the filter, but otherwise the post would be pointless.

 

[royboy2]

There is a Greyhound racing at the moment called "tickle the bean"

 

[charcoalchicken]

Seriously mate these one line replies have to stop.

 

[worbod]

Apparently there was a racehorse in Australia some years ago whose trainers wanted to name it after Lleyton Hewitt, but Hewitt and his management did not grant permission, so the horse was then named Late And Knew It.

There was a racehorse in England in the late 1770s named Potoooooooo. It was pronounced "Potatoes" (Pot + 8 o's).

 

[carntheroos4eva]

There was a greyhound called "you idiot". I remember this because it was on the footy show a few years ago.

 

[Bomber Bears]

There's a greyhound my mate likes to bet on called Tracey Grimjaw

 

[carntheroos4eva]

There's a greyhound my mate likes to bet on called Tracey Grimjaw

Or are you just saying that because you don't like watching ACA because she's on there?

 

[carltonblue]

Or are you just saying that because you don't like watching ACA because she's on there?

Or maybe he is telling the truth and there is a greyhound called that...

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Or maybe he is telling the truth and there is a greyhound called that...

Provide proof.

 

[carltonblue]

Provide proof.

http://www.daptodogs.org.au/night-meeting.htm
Race 8 No 5. Not hard to use google