Another name for.....

[ClintEastwood]

All this periodic posting has reminded me of a favourite name for players who are constantly injured:

"The Tampon" - in 1 week, out for 3.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Originally posted by Pred
"The Tampon" - in 1 week, out for 3.

Four.

 

[Lockyer24]

Originally posted by windyhill
Pump, if keen, your colleague could have tempted The Dolmio Grin.

ahhh classic windies

 

[jay_1972]

Flying the Japanese Flag

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by jay_1972
Flying the Japanese Flag

That's classy.

 

[Santos L Helper]

'The covers are on the pitch'

 

[Katthawk]

Out to lunch! Or is it - Lunch is out! Maybe both.

 

[M29]

'Riding the cotton Pony'

 

[Katthawk]

This is fantastic! Nothing liike giving yourself a new name or job every month. Thanks you blokes. I am seriously wetting the eyeballs with these. Never heard some of them before.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Mooster7
B-J Week.

You da man.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Pump
Was left a touch confused today when a work colleague mentioned he would be getting no action tonight because "the painters were in". I later found out he was advising us that it was "that time of the month" for his better half. To make sure I don't look glazed in the future, is there any other terms for this natural female occurance that I can put into my memory bank (for future reference)?

Heard the term before, but I was so inebriated it really had to be drummed into me.

Originally posted by windyhill
Pump, if keen, your colleague could have tempted The Dolmio Grin.

You say with eleven words what others can't say with a thousand. I'm trying not to laugh with a mouthful of <unidentified red chunky liquid>.

 

[Katthawk]

Re: Re: Another name for.....

Originally posted by Darky
Heard the term before, but I was so inebriated it really had to be drummed into me.



You say with eleven words what others can't say with a thousand. I'm trying not to laugh with a mouthful of <unidentified red chunky liquid>.

Sometimes. people like you should be shot.

I said sometimes and ... people like you.. You can disconnect the two ya know.

 

[Darky]

Re: Re: Re: Another name for.....

Originally posted by Katthawk
Sometimes. people like you should be shot.

I said sometimes and ... people like you.. You can disconnect the two ya know.

Guilty of poor taste? Sure, I admit it.

But how could I not acknowledge the sheer poetry of the one and only windyhill?

"Dolmio Grin"? I can't even look at wog food without laughing at it.

 

[Katthawk]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Another name for.....

Originally posted by Darky
"Dolmio Grin"? I can't even look at wog food without laughing at it.

Haw haw!!! I don't like the idea of being put off my food. Or Italians either.

Mind you. I admire your gravitation to white knight status for Spidey. Truly gobsmacking. I mean that in the nicest sentiments.

Very nice to see a man defending his woman like that and there should be more of it.

 

[grinspoon]

james hird
wayne carey
lately id say carey, as he if he could, would get inside of every woman.

 

[66MunsterT]

The Russians are coming.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by Mooster7
B-J Week.

I love that time.

Testify.

It's a period to look forward to, so to speak, rather then dread.

 

[Brandon Boyd]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Another name for.....

Originally posted by Darky
"Dolmio Grin"? I can't even look at wog food without laughing at it.

Got the deposit on that trailer home yet, whitey?

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by M29
Why? Because you women always moan about having to bleed every month to us and then blame everything on it.

Not ALL women. A couple of days beforehand I find that I get a tad grumpy and irrational then it's all good. I don't whinge and whine endlessly and blame stuff on it, that's a generalisation.

Well.....unless that's what men expect, because I can always change.........

 

[Vindaloo Mat]

Q: How does a woman with PMT change a lightbulb ?
































A: SHE JUST BLOODY DOES OK ????

 

[TigerCraig]

"time to play the back nine"

 

[skittles]

Jam week

 

[Brandon Boyd]

"I'm not pregnant" is usually how I'm told.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Another term that confounded me was...

"She's only got one sock on"


Yep apparently this practice is used in Russia.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Originally posted by Kid Dynamite!
Four.

Nah, I think you'll find the cycle is 1 week in, out for 3. Or am I missing something? *scratch*