Ask Basil

[ChappyUK]

Hi Bay,

It's with great pleasure and trepidation that I can announce that the one and only Basil Zempilas will be a guest mod for the whole week.

Welcome Basil. Great to have you here.



Feel free to ask him anything. But be warned, nose jokes will probably be met with a banzhammer.

 

[Starburns_]

Basil, do you even like any of the sports you commentate? Because your lack of excitement suggests that you don't.

 

[NetworkNerd]

You are fairly tall Basil. Will you get a run in the ruck at your beloved West Coast this week given their depleted ruck stocks?

 

[Zeboyz]

You are fairly tall Basil. Will you get a run in the ruck at your beloved West Coast this week given their depleted ruck stocks?

 

[Plugger35]

Can you follow your mentor Dennis Cometti's lead and retire from commentating?

 

[David Schwarz]

Basil, do you even like any of the sports you commentate? Because your lack of excitement suggests that you don't.

My favourite sport growing up was actually naked croquet, I kinda grew into the AFL role because they needed a token Westralian to pretend to laugh at BT's "jokes"

I tell you though, there's nothing quite like getting your junk out at a lawn bowls pitch

You are fairly tall Basil. Will you get a run in the ruck at your beloved West Coast this week given their depleted ruck stocks?

Thank you for the question,

Look, given the removal of the third man up, it's probably best I get the edge with my big nose at the hit outs. Plus, I can bore my opponent to death with my rendition of Hamlet's entire script completely in Greek - it's scintillating

 

[Packedlunch]

Hi Basil. I just farted. Can you smell it?

 

[David Schwarz]

Can you follow your mentor Dennis Cometti's lead and retire from commentating?

I think there's a lucrative career in accusing the umpires of constant bias, what do you think?

 

[Zeboyz]

Can you follow your mentor Dennis Cometti's lead and retire from commentating?

Hopa is on fire tonight!

 

[chefmeister]

Hey Bas, remember that time at band camp I wouldn't let you and your entourage of bimbos into the restaurant 5 minutes before opening time to get the primo table, so you publicaly spat the dummy and all went across the st to the competition eatery yet they treated you with the same respect?

Yeah, me too.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Is Will Minson a chance to be selected this week to play in the AFL?

 

[David Schwarz]

Hey Bas, remember that time at band camp I wouldn't let you and your entourage of bimbos into the restaurant 5 minutes before opening time to get the primo table, so you publicaly spat the dummy and all went across the st to the competition eatery yet they treated you with the same respect?

Yeah, me too.

Oh was that you, ya jackarse?

Thread banned

 

[David Schwarz]

Is Will Minson a chance to be selected this week to play in the AFL?

I think he's a good chance, everyone knows the Dogs could use a small crumming forward right now

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Mint>>>>>Basil


Come at me Bro

 

[Zeboyz]

Hey Basil is it true Greek women are very hairy?...all my cousins are it's a real turn on!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Dear Basil is it true that Hame collects the dog collars of the dogs he has murded?

 

[peppy la pew]

Hi Baz before you call another game would it be too much trouble if you learnt the names of the players, it's so frustrating hearing you **** up week in week out,

Kind regards, a skunk

 

[Zeboyz]

Dear Basil is it true that Hame collects the dog collars of the dogs he has murded?

Ouch!

 

[Shinboner roo]

Hi baz just a quick one. I hear you are a massive hit with the ladies. Need a few good pick up lines? The last date i went on she got up and left after i removed my nokia 3210 from my pocket.

 

[Lord Rod]

Hi Baz, great to have you aboard..
Now West Coasts ruck stocks have plummeted, would you consider a comeback ?
You're certainly in the right age bracket.

Cheers..

 

[Packedlunch]

Basil, Would you say Elliott Goblet is the greatest comedian this country has produced?

 

[Zeboyz]

Hi Baz, great to have you aboard..
Now West Coasts ruck stocks have plummeted, would you consider a comeback ?
You're certainly in the right age bracket.

Cheers..

Double ouch!..Btw how's that dino sandy going for ya??

 

[Lord Rod]

Double ouch!..Btw how's that dino sandy going for ya??

Just about to put pen to paper for a 4 year extension..

 

[crazywildhorse]

Which way do you prefer to swing?

 

[A Cut Above]

Basil, may I have your father's address please? I'd like to have a stern word with him in person about his reasons for not pulling out.