Dirrrty South
Debutant
I'm sure most of you are familiar with the 'At The Bar' column that is run weekly in the Feral Hun, if not then the basic premise is two reporters are supposed to be standing around a bar having a chat like any regular footy fans. Here's my example of at the bar:
Robbo: Grab us a couple of beers wouldya mate?
Ando: No worries, so how bout Bocky?
Robbo: Mate Bocky is in dead set trouble, what about North?
Ando: Yeah nah mate not to good down Arden Street, how good are the cats?
Robbo: Yeah the Cats go ok, my shout, whaddya reckon bout the Doggies?
Ando: Yeah nah mate, the Doggies look alright.
etc.
Everyweek they put this dribble into the paper! What's the point? Are they trying to appeal to the regular footy fans by pretending to be at a bar and talking about 30 different things in 2 minutes? Surely there are other things that can be put in the paper.
Robbo: Grab us a couple of beers wouldya mate?
Ando: No worries, so how bout Bocky?
Robbo: Mate Bocky is in dead set trouble, what about North?
Ando: Yeah nah mate not to good down Arden Street, how good are the cats?
Robbo: Yeah the Cats go ok, my shout, whaddya reckon bout the Doggies?
Ando: Yeah nah mate, the Doggies look alright.
etc.
Everyweek they put this dribble into the paper! What's the point? Are they trying to appeal to the regular footy fans by pretending to be at a bar and talking about 30 different things in 2 minutes? Surely there are other things that can be put in the paper.



