Barmy Army type chants

[winty]

I was just wondering if anyone could think up any Barmy Army style chants that could either praise our players or degrade opposition players. I'm not talented enough in that regard to kick off the thread, but seeing some contributions from some of the folks who post in here in similar threads on Bay 13 mainly, it'd be interesting to see what people could come up with. Who knows, some of the cheer squad could pop in here and adopt some of the chants themselves. Won't hold my breath there though.

 

[finrod]

Treadrea's a w@nker!!

 

[chapmanmagic35]

"Balmey Army" like we were saying tonight when Balmey came out!

 

[Asty]

you could try to find some soccer ones to modify?

http://www.footballchants.org/index.php
http://www.footballchants.info/
http://www.barmyarmy.com/baharm_lyrics_barmyarmy.cfm

 

[ripitup27]

Tune: What's the colour of a two cent coin...

Who weighs the same as a blue whale,
Whitnall, Whitnall,
Who could eat a whole cow without fail,
Oh Lance Whitnall can,
He's more beast than man!
He's the Blues captain!
He's got red hair and he is fat, oh Whitnall should be canned.

 

[ripitup27]

Tune: Limerick

There once was a man named Kent,
To Richmond to kick goals he went,
The team would always lose,
But they kept him in the twos,
And now they know what the Cats meant.

 

[ripitup27]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

In the town where he was born, he was a footy prodigy,
And he told me of his life, in the Eagles fraternity,
He won the Brownlow for his club, they thought it was really nice,
Then they found he was on drugs, addicted to crystal ice,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility.

 

[rizzo]

pretty lame, ripping off Barmy army ones:

I can’t read and I can’t write
I must be a Blue
I can’t read and I can’t write
I must be a Blue

I can’t kick and I can’t handpass
My names Brendan Fevola
I can’t drink and I can’t fight
My names Brandan Fevola


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We’ll drinka drinka drink
To TommaHawk the King the King the King
He’s the saviour of the Geelong footy team
He’s the greatest Footballer
That the World has ever seen

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Hawka, Hawka
Must be worth five hundred grand
He was too good for the rest of the league
So he came to catland

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(to mambo number 5)
a little bit of Blakey in our lives
a little bit of Woja down the
sides
a little bit of Linga's what we need
a little bit of Varcoe with his speed
a little bit of Scarlo in defense
a little bit of Bartel he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of Bomber he's our man

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Matthew Lloyd, Matthew Lloyd
Get your **** out for the boys
Get your **** out for the boys

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To the bulldogs /North/Saints fans

Where Were You,
Where Were You,
Where Were You When You Were Sh*t !!!

 

[a.f.k.a.y.o.p.]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

In the town where he was born, he was a footy prodigy,
And he told me of his life, in the Eagles fraternity,
He won Brownlow for his club, they thought it was really nice,
Then they found he was on drugs, addicted to crystal ice,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility.

YOU are an absolute legend.
But with WAY too much time on your hands..............
let me guess? English teacher???

 

[rizzo]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

In the town where he was born, he was a footy prodigy,
And he told me of his life, in the Eagles fraternity,
He won Brownlow for his club, they thought it was really nice,
Then they found he was on drugs, addicted to crystal ice,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility,
Cousins lives in a drugs facility, a drugs facility, a drugs facility.

THAT IS GOLD!

 

[ripitup27]

YOU are an absolute legend.
But with WAY too much time on your hands..............
let me guess? English teacher???

Close...uni student in study week. Alcohol and noise ban on res and can't be screwed studying.

 

[chapmanmagic35]

There are some absolute rippers in there.

Whoever writes one, make sure you list a tune to it, because it is messing with my brain

I propose we choose games this year in which we go into standing room and basically annoy the opposition fans, start funny chants, abuse the other team and basically be a nuisance.

Who is with me?

 

[Shell]

Love ya work Ripitup

You did my 3 most favourite people to bag of all time I'd rekon.. Whitnall, Kent and Cousins. Well done!!

(Add ones on Shane Warne and Wayne Carey and you reach 'Legend' Status)

 

[rizzo]

There are some absolute rippers in there.

Whoever writes one, make sure you list a tune to it, because it is messing with my brain

Done and Done

 

[a.f.k.a.y.o.p.]

There are some absolute rippers in there.

Whoever writes one, make sure you list a tune to it, because it is messing with my brain

I propose we choose games this year in which we go into standing room and basically annoy the opposition fans, start funny chants, abuse the other team and basically be a nuisance.

Who is with me?

Count me in - also loving my EPL, I am all for creating havoc in a crowd.....especially when we play Hawthorn........I hate Hawthron.......

 

[chapmanmagic35]

Count me in - also loving my EPL, I am all for creating havoc in a crowd.....especially when we play Hawthorn........I hate Hawthron.......

Also includes drinking copious amounts of alcohol!

 

[The Hulkster]

Our pitiful cheer squad has had probably 30 odd years to come up with a decent chant it would be wishfull thinking to get one going now.

All they have come up with in recent times is that atrocious version of Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi for whoever kicks a goal.

 

[ripitup27]

Count me in - also loving my EPL, I am all for creating havoc in a crowd.....especially when we play Hawthorn........I hate Hawthron.......

To the tune of Addams Family:

Your captain is a twit, Campbell Brown can't take a hit,
And Clarkson's a half wit, the Hawthorn family, dadadada....etc.

Crawf always hurts his back, and Hodgey is a hack,
Your recruiters should get the sack, because you could have had Juddy dadada...etc.

 

[ripitup27]

Our pitiful cheer squad has had probably 30 odd years to come up with a decent chant it would be wishfull thinking to get one going now.

All they have come up with in recent times is that atrocious version of Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi for whoever kicks a goal.

As I have said before, and many have agreed, the simple song that goes "Come on come on, come on come on" can easily be adapted to "Ja long Ja long, Ja long Ja long" etc. That would get Kardinia rockin' I rekon. And yes I do know how to spell Geelong, just trying to get the sound across.

 

[ripitup27]

There are some absolute rippers in there.

Whoever writes one, make sure you list a tune to it, because it is messing with my brain

I propose we choose games this year in which we go into standing room and basically annoy the opposition fans, start funny chants, abuse the other team and basically be a nuisance.

Who is with me?

I'm in, need someone to go with, all my mates are Rugby fans.

 

[lachlan24]

There are some absolute rippers in there.

Whoever writes one, make sure you list a tune to it, because it is messing with my brain

I propose we choose games this year in which we go into standing room and basically annoy the opposition fans, start funny chants, abuse the other team and basically be a nuisance.

Who is with me?

For sure! It'd be awesome

 

[a.f.k.a.y.o.p.]

Also includes drinking copious amounts of alcohol!

If there is no alcohol I am not coming........
Went last night with Mooney d King and Partridge as well, plus a couple of my mates.
So there is already more than a quorum - assuming their partners let them come with me again.
Its always a question when they know that i am going........not that i am a bad influence or anything........LOL
Know what we need? A soccer style hooligan crew, but a good natured one.......thats what our game is sadly lacking.

 

[Partridge]

Tune: What's the colour of a two cent coin...

Who weighs the same as a blue whale,
Whitnall, Whitnall,
Who could eat a whole cow without fail,
Oh Lance Whitnall can,
He's more beast than man!
He's the Blues captain!
He's got red hair and he is fat, oh Whitnall should be canned.

2nd Verse

Who trains hard but is fat all the same?
Whitnall, Whitnall
Who got killed in Hawkins' first game?
Whitnall, Whitnall
Who's got a turning circle of a truck?
Whitnall, Whitnall
About your brother we couldn't give a ....
Whitnall, Whitnall

Sorry could do better but that'll do for now.

 

[chapmanmagic35]

If there is no alcohol I am not coming........
Went last night with Mooney d King and Partridge as well, plus a couple of my mates.
So there is already more than a quorum - assuming their partners let them come with me again.
Its always a question when they know that i am going........not that i am a bad influence or anything........LOL
Know what we need? A soccer style hooligan crew, but a good natured one.......thats what our game is sadly lacking.

Sounds like a plan!

 

[rizzo]

i'm so in! beer + chants = awesome