Ben Cousins Jokes

[travo420]

In support of Ben Cousins major sponsor Hungry Jacks have brought out a "Cousins Meal Deal" any burger purchased, comes with free coke and ice.


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[Rustybugles]

Read the threads. Tired and hackneyed "joke" !!!

 

[fishbowl]

Read the threads. Tired and hackneyed "joke" !!!

Geelong: Tired and hackneyed joke.

 

[3Judd3]

In support of Ben Cousins major sponsor Hungry Jacks have brought out a "Cousins Meal Deal" any burger purchased, comes with free coke and ice.


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Do you wanna the funniest joke in the world?












































YOU

 

[JUDDanaut]

At the end of the day, except for 3Judd3, you are the jokes. Considering you support Victorian sides - there hasnt been much success for any of you in the last 10 or so years. You are making these dumb jokes to get away from the fact you are all a bunch of knobs who support poor performing sides. Excuse me while i go and watch the 2006 grand final on dvd ....

 

[lovesmahfooty]

At the end of the day, except for 3Judd3, you are the jokes. Considering you support Victorian sides - there hasnt been much success for any of you in the last 10 or so years. You are making these dumb jokes to get away from the fact you are all a bunch of knobs who support poor performing sides. Excuse me while i go and watch the 2006 grand final on dvd ....

The final straw for the eagles board was on monday when they took Ben Cousins aside and drew a line in the sand, they suspended him when he dropped down and tried to snort it!

 

[Fastback]

you could throw white line fever in there somewhere but I can't be bothered.

 

[Brilliant]

Trevor Marmalade made me laugh on The Footy Show

something like

"West coast realized he had problem in a match against St.kilda when he tried to snort Jason Gram"

 

[Biggie]

Trevor Marmalade made me laugh on The Footy Show

something like

"West coast realized he had problem in a match against St.kilda when he tried to snort Jason Gram"

Now thats funny.

Oh wait...

 

[Big Nasty]

Trevor Marmalade made me laugh on The Footy Show

something like

"West coast realized he had problem in a match against St.kilda when he tried to snort Jason Gram"

Man that was great

 

[Big Nasty]

At the end of the day, except for 3Judd3, you are the jokes. Considering you support Victorian sides - there hasnt been much success for any of you in the last 10 or so years. You are making these dumb jokes to get away from the fact you are all a bunch of knobs who support poor performing sides. Excuse me while i go and watch the 2006 grand final on dvd ....

well the fact is apart from Port Adelaide and Brisbane, virtually only the VIC teams have there clubs built around young, up and coming players.

 

[Chewy]

Why did Ben Cousins cross the road?

To score some drugs....

heh e eh eheheheh eh hhe he ehhe he eh eh eh eheheheheh eh h eh e he heh ehe heh eh e heh eh eh eh eh


How many Ben Cousins does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb and one to bash out a few lines.

heh eh e heh ehe heh eh eh ehehe heheh eheehehhe ehhehehe h heh eheh eh eh ehehehe heeh he eh eh eh ehheh eeh hh eheheeheheh e heheheh e h eh heh e heh eh eh eh e heh eh eheehheeheheheh

 

[sirjames]

At the end of the day, except for 3Judd3, you are the jokes. Considering you support Victorian sides - there hasnt been much success for any of you in the last 10 or so years. You are making these dumb jokes to get away from the fact you are all a bunch of knobs who support poor performing sides. Excuse me while i go and watch the 2006 grand final on dvd ....

go to the west coast board. Its like days of our lives in their at the moment. You will love it.

 

[Footylover1]

Now thats funny.

Oh wait...

You've been caught out Big Man for having a sense of humour I don't know whether to laugh or cry about seeing so many Ben Cousins jokes!

 

[birdmanptr]

Sam newman had the best the theme song is spot on

were're the eagles and we are flying high

 

[Willy_37]

At the end of the day, except for 3Judd3, you are the jokes. Considering you support Victorian sides - there hasnt been much success for any of you in the last 10 or so years. You are making these dumb jokes to get away from the fact you are all a bunch of knobs who support poor performing sides. Excuse me while i go and watch the 2006 grand final on dvd ....

Mate i was just wondering how many premierships has essendon won i've had a bit of a mental block ya poor bastard

 

[bzparkes]

Trevor Marmalade made me laugh on The Footy Show

something like

"West coast realized he had problem in a match against St.kilda when he tried to snort Jason Gram"

That actually is pretty funny.

 

[WCE Domin8 Shun]

Trevor Marmalade made me laugh on The Footy Show

something like

"West coast realized he had problem in a match against St.kilda when he tried to snort Jason Gram"

Yeah that one made me laugh, and i liked the whopper meal deal the first time i heard it. I am surprised that there haven't really been any jokes come out.

And fwiw the eagles flying high club song isn't funny just too predictable that would be a joke.

 

[DynamoUltra]

What is Ben Cousin's favourite movie?

Speed.


Look, I know it's not funny, but I thought I'd continue the tradition of lame jokes in this thread.

 

[The Fireman]

 

[The Kipster]

What do Tasmanians and coccaine have in common?

They both F**k Cousins

 

[Chewy]

Daniel Chick attacked Cousins, smashing his jaw, breaking his nose, fracturing an eye socket and knocking out two of Benny's teeth.

Police came and took Cousins away, charged him with GHB.

 

[fishbowl]

Are they going to play Cousins again or are they just going to put him on ice?

 

[Footylover1]

Are they going to play Cousins again or are they just going to put him on ice?

I was waiting for that one to come

 

[3Judd3]

Mate i was just wondering how many premierships has essendon won i've had a bit of a mental block ya poor bastard

and how many more years have the Dons been around for?

stupid attempt....troll.