Best comeback lines

[ballanFYNE]

So basically you said the exact same thing back to him? Ah.....

But my insult had some meaning.

 

[indieswan96]

ya mum, umad? and I **** your mum.

 

[Captain Jack]

LOL that would be suitable

lol at seeing lol written in 2004

 

[Powerade 08]

Situation: I have pen on my hand (other guy has white out stains)

Lame Kid:haha your boyfriend did that to you last night.

Me (in 2 seconds): "points at stain" Oh yeah? Your boyfriend did that to you last night.

Teen GD Board.

 

[Schulzenfest]

If I wanted my come back, I would've wiped it off of your mum's chin.

 

[RU486]

ya mum, umad? and I **** your mum.

u mirin' my aesthetics

 

[madhawkboy]

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[BarneyBent]

A. You suck
B. Your mum sucks
A. Yeah, but not at a price you can afford

 

[aaronm46]

watahead

 

[King Elvis]

Was out with a group of friends, had a few drinks so the chat was a bit risque, one of the girls (friend of a friend) pipes up;

"I'm sorry, but penises are really ugly."

I said;

"Don't apologise to us, we don't put them in our mouths."


Possibly not as funny in hindsight, but slayed them at the time.

 

[scotty4]

If I wanted my come back, I would've wiped it off of your mum's chin.

ah beat me too it, never failed yet.

 

[Upgrayedd]

If I wanted my come back, I would've wiped it off of your mum's chin.

I use "i left my come back in your mothers mouth" but its a damn goodie, i havent heard a retort back which has stumped me after it

 

[wojack]

dunno if any of you guys know Team Mo' but he is the king of come backs just try and insult him

 

[MF]

Yesterday:

Co-Worker: (lying down across a bench in the break area): Now I know how it feels to be your old man, lying on a park bench.. haha

Me: I'll come lie on top of you. Then you'll know how it feels to be your mum.

Wasn't the greatest comeback but it got a laugh.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Wasn't the greatest comeback

I disagree.