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Best/Worst Pickup lines

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I'm sure everyone's heard of some rather amusing ones, and some rather lame ones. Some of us might have even used a few, but what are the best and/or worst pickup lines you've heard, or even used yourself?
 
only works overseas but....

''have you ever had an Aussie kiss?

No?

Its like a French kiss - but downunder!!''

aah yes an oldie but a goodie...then there's...

have you ever tripped over a tree?

No?

how about a root?

:p
 

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Some of the lamest ones I've heard:

Is your dad a baker, because they're the best buns I've ever seen?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
 
hey babe, if you got the lunchbox, I got the lunch

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
 
I've lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I've never used a pick-up line. Girls hate them
 
Not really a pick-up line. More of a back-up plan.

Male: "Would you like to dance?"

Female: "No thanks jerk"

Male: "Huh, what are you talking about? I said you look fat in those pants".
 
You blokes have absolutely no charm whatsoever. So this one should suit you all to the ground.

"Gedday love, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
 
Skeppersap said:
"Hi, my name is Henry Playfair, I played on the weekend against Port Adelaide"
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Oh yes.. Must admit, you'd have me at "My name is Henry PLayfair." :D

Another one I'd fall for would be "Hi my name is Kent Kingsley and I retired from the Richmond Football Club last weekend".

:D:D
 
thehoff said:
Not really a pick-up line. More of a back-up plan.

Male: "Would you like to dance?"

Female: "No thanks jerk"

Male: "Huh, what are you talking about? I said you look fat in those pants".
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So exactly how many times have you had to use that then? ;)
 

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Shell said:
That much huh.. poor baby. I'm sorry you get rejected so many times and have to resort to calling women fat.
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Yeah, give it to him Shell. Most decent blokes after being rejected use the old "she must be a lesbian" line.
 
Shell said:
That much huh.. poor baby. I'm sorry you get rejected so many times and have to resort to calling women fat.
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I don't have to resort to it, however its funny. Nearly as funny as d!ck and fart jokes!

Rabbi, stop trying to get in Shell's good books you suck-ar$e!
 
The rabbi said:
Yeah, give it to him Shell. Most decent blokes after being rejected use the old "she must be a lesbian" line.
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Rabbi.. In all honesty after reading this thread I'm beginning to wonder why I didn't become one in the first place. :p:D
 

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Shell said:
Rabbi.. In all honesty after reading this thread I'm beginning to wonder why I didn't become one in the first place. :p:D
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Do you mean a Rabbi or a Lesbian?
 

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