Backfire Blicavs....LOL... Geelong.

[Tyler Durden007]

Hans Bricks has been a star this year, well earned contract extension

 

[09 Cats]

Me Thinks Mystic Mac also talks a lot of bullshit.................

Looks like he's had a mass meltdown too
Good day for the club

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Why would we sign a bloke who is snapped in half and went crying to mummy ?

 

[Son_Of_God29]

Such a rubbish player that he will win Geelongs B&F

 

[FISTO]

Would be the greatest player in the history of 17 other clubs

 

[Hoffy95]

Thread tracking nicely.

 

[STP18]

http://www.geelongcats.com.au/news/2015-10-08/live-2015-carji-greeves-medal-night

8.47pm: Leaderboard after round 11: Mark Blicavs (100), Corey Enright (90), Joel Selwood (87), Jared Rivers (79), Steven Motlop (76), Harry Taylor (75), Tom Lonergan (74), Josh Caddy (68), Cory Gregson (65), Jackson Thurlow (57)

Oh dear here we go. Ballroom Blitz leading the BnF at the halfway point of the year. Would be amazing to see him take it out.

Anyone know where OP has pissed off to?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

http://www.geelongcats.com.au/news/2015-10-08/live-2015-carji-greeves-medal-night

Oh dear here we go. Ballroom Blitz leading the BnF at the halfway point of the year. Would be amazing to see him take it out.

Anyone know where OP has pissed off to?

I think the OP snapped himself in half and went crying to his mummy

 

[STP18]

itshappening.gif

 

[STP18]

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[STP18]

10.53pm: Cameron Guthrie gets the most votes in the round 20 loss to Hawthorn. Leaderboard after round 20: Mark Blicavs (157), Joel Selwood (150), Steven Motlop (146)

PISS OFF JOEL!!

 

[STP18]

**** OFF MOTS!

 

[STP18]

Third place in the #CarjiGreeves Medal is Joel Selwood

 

[STP18]

Second place in the #CarjiGreeves Medal is Steven Motlop. Chris Scott says Mots is on the journey “from good to great”.

 

[STP18]

The winner of the #CarjiGreeves Medal is Mark Blicavs. What an extraordinary effort.

 

[Smedts_2]

Backfire complete

 

[Hoffy95]

Probably the most humiliating thread of all time, and this place has dished up a few.

 

[bowds09]

Shit lol

 

[Dan]

Get out...

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Taylor Enright Kelly in the top 3 for the votes. Old guys still getting it done for the Cats as predicted by Penal.

Top 5 B&F

Blicavs
Motlop
Selwood
Enright
Guthrie

Lol backfire post!

 

[chefmeister]

I cant help but think that this just sheer stupidity and arrogance on the behalf of the catters.

I think it might be time the cats arrogance made them the fools.

 

[chefmeister]

I hope for this kids sake he can really play footy or he will be paying for female companionship for the rest of his life.

 

[ChappyUK]

Congrats Blitz. Will only get better.

Now I'll vacate this thread before the goo squad arrives.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Hans Bricks was consistently good all year, deserved winner

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I feel really sorry for the cats.

This is like 2012 all over.

They have a list of talented young rucks but unfortunately all very injury prone.

Last year in what was a move of utter desperation the cats brought in Oren Stephenson.
As comedy goes this was utter genius due to his inept displays. thanks for the LOLS big O.

Delisted after one season. Enough said.

Now in a move that is the single most hilarious gambit in recent history the cats are throwing up a child who has a name that sounds like a conversation with the porcelain after a big night on the scampy. BLiiiiiicllarrvvs.

The kid has a little bit of toe for a tall, ala' roughead and could develop into the role after 4-5 years in the system and a few more kegs on his spaghetti arms.

However I can tell you that by the end of quarter one round one. This kid will be mopping up his tears on his mummies skirt.

A few centre bounce clashes, roughead tackles and a bit of body work from Max Bailey and it will be curtains for girly arms Bliclavs.

Assuming he can walk still by the end of the game, due to the rigours of the ruck role, I am betting he makes his way straight to the exit sign.

No amount of pathetic press spin can hide this is little more than a desperate attempt to build the glass jaw ego of a 21 year old child, with the body of a young girl into somehow making a contest round one.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/f...or-cats-ruck-gig/story-fnex616o-1226589077748

Bliclavs has played 6 games since he was an under 14, he is 198 cm and 96kegs.

Not bad you would say and he has a jump on him no doubt but what about centre bounces?
His girl body will not be seasoned to those rigours and he will slow down and lose his leap after a few knocks to the shins.

GeeLOL, Josh Walker and bliclavs.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I look forward to Bliclavs best effort this season, which will no doubt come against the hawks in round 1, being alot less than required to be an AFL ruckman.

Lolololol
Hahahahaha
Lulzlulzlulzlulz
Etc etc etc