Media Bob's Box Of Chocolates

[Pugsley]

Also like a Fantale, you’re an absolute menace in a dark cinema.

I found Jaffas bounced off people's heads quite well.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I found Jaffas bounced off people's heads quite well.

Just Another F*cken Fan of Adelaide huh? Checks out.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

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Well we've got the Gumbies again, the Aero bar of the SFA. In a way they're also like the chocolate mint that you find on the pillow of a hotel bed. Sometimes they're a welcome surprise when you first check in that gives you both a sugar fix and a minty taste in your mouth, and other times they're a brown stain on your pillow if you don't find it straight away and it looks like you've shat the bed & some of it exploded onto your ear. Let's see which mint we get this week...
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I stand by my comment

 

[Gralin]

Just Another F*cken Fan of Adelaide huh? Checks out.

 

[Grav]

I'm not sure if anyone has told you this before Bob but its' really not considered good manners to suck on all the chocolates before you offer them to other people

If he doesn’t, where do we get the bowls of nuts from?

 

[Gralin]

If he doesn’t, where do we get the bowls of nuts from?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Abdullah?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have a selection of teams in my fridge


No judgement

 

[Grav]

I found Jaffas bounced off people's heads quite well.

And even though he changed his name to Jabba73 he’s still bouncing off people’s heads.

 

[Grav]

Abdullah?

He’s got nuts?

 

[Braklet]

We've quickly arrived at the half way point of the KYO episodes for this season, and to get us to the half way point we have the Sin City Swamprats. The Sin Citizens had an off season where the majority of the bigger names departed for above ground locations such as the joke-telling patriarch, the goal kicking icon, the stream-of-consciousness-having overseas contractor and the proof-reading rules monkey, which has left their list somewhat light. And with that in mind the chocolate bard which I've used to describe them is the Milky Way.

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It's one of the smallest of the chocolate bars on the market, which usually means you have to buy them in bags which still struggle to fill a minimum requirement, in this case satisfying a craving for chocolate. Milky Way is of course named after the galaxy in which we live which, like the team, you struggle to see if there's any light about.

Estimates vary as to the number of habitable planets there are in the Milky Way galaxy, but run somewhere between 20 Billion and 100 Billion. And of those planets, further studies suggest that there may be between 30 and 200 civilizations from those habitable planets that are advanced enough to engage with other such civilizations. Enter Enrico Fermi, an Italian-American physicist who heard these figures of there being many advanced civilizations in the Milky Way and asked a simple yet paradoxical question: "But where is everybody?"

So come for the week, have your fill of these undersized chocolate bars but be warned that your appetite may not be satisfied by the end of the bag so it may be worth bringing your own goodies to finish the job.​

Dunno about this "chocolate whip" nonsense, but original Milky Way bars are simply Snickers sans nuts.

Some Swamprats might find that strangely comforting.

 

[Braklet]

Tonga Bob is afflicted with melissophilia.

 

[Gralin]

Tonga Bob new social faux pas unlocked

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tonga Bob new social faux pas unlocked
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I bet the employee called donuts has a big grin

 

[Gralin]

I bet the employee called donuts has a big grin

Oh Turbo, we'd managed to keep the thread classy up until now

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Oh Turbo, we'd managed to keep the thread classy up until now

Gralin old chum we are all class

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh Turbo, we'd managed to keep the thread classy up until now

 

[Gralin]

Gralin old chum we are all class

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It's not melissophilia Turbo

 

[Tigerturbulance]

It's not melissophilia Turbo

I'm not sure where you are going with this Gralin but I am happy to be your wing man

 

[Tonga Bob]

TL/DR: Melissa sucks