Player Watch Brayden Maynard

[Kirby]

This just in.... AFL will now include players from the AFLW from 2024 season onwards due to a new ruling banning any contact or action that may impact an opposition player or resemble the old Aussie Rules Football game. The AFL also will ensure that fans will no longer be permitted to boo opposition players as it causes them to feel bad.

2024 Snowflake Cup. Every participant will get a medal.

Don't bring sexism here. The women play even harder than the men.

 

[BEEG]

Biomechanist: I do not believe Maynard's body position at the time of impact can be considered part of any conscious decision.

game-set ..

That's huge.

 

[JB1975]

It's a shame that we need to call in a biomechanics prof to repeat what common sense already tells us, but here we are.

 

[Pistol Night]

Anyone know when Van Rooyen went to McStay’s house with Chocolates? Hearing some of the boys were around and didn’t like the visit.

Apparently he rocked up with a heap of snack size Turkish Delights leftover from the office that no-one had eaten

 

[Kes1984]

You’d think this would be enough to clear him.

It’s obvious he was going to effect the smother from that still. Also shows how fast the two closed in on one another from their fast running.
ACCIDENT!!!

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Do you want me to bring the industrial mulcher?

Yes please! Leave no evidence behind.

 

[Roby]

Is he on our side?

Yes

 

[sideswipe]

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Science, baby! Don’t mess with the science

Sounds a lot like arithmetic?

 

[South of the Yarra]

Chair Gleeson says the evidence of a biomechanist says that ther was no time for Maynard to react, and asks if the tribunal accepts this, would that be the end of the matter?

Woods replies that it would, only if they were to not accept the argument that the decision to jump with momentum was "inherently dangerous".

 

[chestbrah]

Biomechanist cooking

 

[sideswipe]

Suggesting players should be protected is a troll now?

Why do you have such a hard on to see players concussed?

Go practice your douchebaggery elsewhere.

 

[BillyElliott]

Go Biomechanist Go!!!!!

Bioooooooooomechanist.

 

[JB1975]

Suggesting players should be protected is a troll now?

Why do you have such a hard on to see players concussed?

You're a dribbler. A poster of no consequence. Only slightly amusing because you think that people don't see the troll.

On your way.

 

[Matt_352]

Chair Gleeson says the evidence of a biomechanist says that ther was no time for Maynard to react, and asks if the tribunal accepts this, would that be the end of the matter?

Woods replies that it would, only if they were to not accept the argument that the decision to jump with momentum was "inherently dangerous".

What a ****ing dh

 

[Chrispiesssss]

 

[Bramax]

Yeah I’m liking that.

 

[BillyElliott]

Chair Gleeson says the evidence of a biomechanist says that ther was no time for Maynard to react, and asks if the tribunal accepts this, would that be the end of the matter?

Woods replies that it would, only if they were to not accept the argument that the decision to jump with momentum was "inherently dangerous".

Is that it then? I'm happy with that.

 

[Cory]

 

[Pies_10]

Suggesting players should be protected is a troll now?

Why do you have such a hard on to see players concussed?

No one wants to see anyone concussed but unfortunately it's a part of every contact sport and accidents happen

 

[BillyElliott]

I was close, that's '400' milliseconds more than I thought...

 

[Bianconeri]

You're a dribbler. A poster of no consequence. Only slightly amusing because you think that people don't see the troll.

On your way.

I was being genuine but it like to see your melts when you encounter some real bait.

 

[Bramax]

Only Nick Daicos possesses enough fast twitch fibres to react in 400 milliseconds.

 

[Maggie5]

How do you brace like Woods is saying? I can't conjure up a mental picture of it.

"Had his hands come down and braced … it would have logically cushioned the blow."

 

[Greenaicos]

Woods (AFL): If he doesn't turn, there probably would've been a reportable offence, but it would reduce the carelessness.

That is a bizarre take. As far at tribunal offences are concerned, it's either careless or it isn't reportable. Short of intentional

Woods arguments are so bizarre I’m starting to think the AFL want Bruzzy to get off. They’re going through the motions just so they can say they did.

 

[sideswipe]

It's a shame that we need to call in a biomechanics prof to repeat what common sense already tells us, but here we are.

Should he finish with suggesting that in terms of physical movements, the AFL counsel's dad should have withdrawn?