Media Breaking News: Baghdad Bombers Big 3 To Sever Ties.

[Pugsley]

Hey, I did that two season ago

Did what?

 

[Pugsley]

I feel weird about this, but we’ve discussed this long and hard, and we’re committed to it. Of course, we need to win the flag, so we’ll take the aspirin when we get the headache, but I’m open to offers now...

Rohypnol?


You won't even need to remember me in the morning.

 

[Pugsley]

Stay the **** away from the warriors you halfwit flogs

You called?

 

[Pugsley]

Wow my edit posted twice. I am a terrible poster. I guess I'll just make another post here for attention.

I am emotionally absent.

I'm just numb.

 

[Pugsley]

Jim and Phil Krakoeur anyone?

A house destroyed by arson?

 

[Pugsley]

Moot point, the Bombers season ends on Sunday night

 

[TJASTA]

You called?

Ya mum #gotem

 

[Pugsley]

Ya mum #gotem

 

[philreich]

Are you asking to marry me?

Mr. and Mrs. Jesus 15.

 

[I Dont Care]

but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.

Why are you telling me? Wanna date?

 

[Sab22]

One each to Gumbies, Furies and Dragons.

I just recruited for you guys.

 

[Pugsley]

One each to Gumbies, Furies and Dragons.

I just recruited for you guys.

 

[TheCoach16]

Is this like where the teacher breaks up the three flogs in the back row?

That’s precisely what it’s like...

 

[TheCoach16]

Harsh on KohPhi mate!

#sickofit

 

[TheCoach16]

Finally a Bombers story that is interesting.

Clearly, you haven’t heard my ball cupping story!...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Clearly, you haven’t heard my ball cupping story!...

C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.
C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.
C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.

 

[TheCoach16]

Took me a minute, but I got there in the end....

Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[Tandy]

Having received a mountain of recruitment letters over the past season and a half, if you need any advice boys, just know... I'm too busy winning finals to help

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Having received a mountain of recruitment letters over the past season and a half, if you need any advice boys, just know... I'm too busy winning finals to help

Cheers mate, I will be sure to tap into that knowledge Sunday night once you have some spare time.

 

[Matty411]

Dear SFA Community,

The biggest 3 names in Baghdad, actually who are we kidding the biggest 3 names in the SFA have made a decision.

A partnership that started humbly enough back in season 23 will come to an end at the end of this season if the Baghdad Bombers Qootball Club win the season 27 premiership. KohPhi, TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 will put themselves on the table if the Bombers do the impossible once again and win the Grand Final. This will not be a package deal, the most famous threesome since myself, the hot cheerleader and my English teacher at my year 12 formal will be splitting up and going to different clubs. Make no mistake this will be the greatest bust up since One Direction went their separate ways.

No reasonable offer will be refused.

The three posters who have wreaked havoc on the SFA and have turned many of the greatest posters in the league to water will be no longer together. A collective sigh of relief will be heard as many of the leagues lesser lights awaken from their slumber. But don’t rest too easily as we could be team mates Sab22!

Three weeks to go, the biggest threesome in the SFA will be no more.

Yours sincerely,


Tony Lynn 15, KohPhi and TheCoach16

I've made it easier on the club by announcing my exit nice and early, so the powerbrokers had time to find a replacement. This may throw a spanner in the works given the powerbrokers will be gone, too!

Maybe we can fold the club while we're on top if we win.

 

[TheCoach16]

I've made it easier on the club by announcing my exit nice and early, so the powerbrokers had time to find a replacement. This may throw a spanner in the works given the powerbrokers will be gone, too!

Maybe we can fold the club while we're on top if we win.

Matty, you’re a captain in waiting. If the unthinkable happens, and this becomes a reality, the Bombers will need a steadying influence, and a strong leader...

If this comes to fruition, you may need to reconsider your retirement.

 

[TheCoach16]

C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.
C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.
C-o-a-c-h-h-h-h-h, clap, clap, clap.

I can’t... I just can’t.

 

[Pugsley]

We may as well pack up and go back to goat herding with our 3 biggest powerhouses departing.

It makes my position as promotions and human resources manager untenable.
The main part of our leadership group has now been disbanded and the other 47 members have no direction and we are no longer the destination club we aspired to be.

I thank you all for your deepest sympathies as I am disconsolate at this time and finding it difficult to lace up my qoots.

The direction these 3 great leaders have taken the club in gives me and my fellow leaders the motivation to go out onto the qield and give 1059 % every week.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Did anything happen whilst I was on vacation ?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Having received a mountain of recruitment letters over the past season and a half, if you need any advice boys, just know... I'm too busy winning finals to help

You get recruitment letters ?