BREAKING NEWS: Jordan DeGoey is a Top Bloke

[Lethality]

Lead story in the papers today is that Jordan de Goey

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Jordan De Goey

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.7

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.1

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

15.8

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

2.3

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

has a dog. And he's turning his life around.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Let's all cheer for the... SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER!


(pointing at a girl's big jugs..)
He's coming for youuuu....
He's coming for yoo..oouuu...
Jordan De Grabby..
He's coming for youuu...

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lead story in the papers today is that Jordan de Goey has a dog. And he's turning his life around.View attachment 1629584

You're a funny bugger lethal!

 

[Mofra]

Hitler had many dogs

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Has anyone noticed the rottweiler looks better than him?

 

[Lethality]

Hitler had many dogs

He also killed Hitler. You can't take that away from him.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

I think it’s important we congratulate Jordan on a fine off season! Not once over the past 6 months has he almost gone to jail.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Lead story in the papers today is that Jordan de Goey has a dog. And he's turning his life around.View attachment 1629584

Hahahahaha
Herald/sun rents 3 dogs for photo shoot and Jordy picks the biggest and ugliest.

 

[STPer18]

I heard he laid down on the field after he lost to Geelong in the finals and his coach labelled him a loser. That was a little harsh.

 

[James Colorado]

I heard he laid down on the field after he lost to Geelong in the finals and his coach labelled him a loser. That was a little harsh.

The harshest truths are often the ones that most need to be heard.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I'd let him bang my misses any day.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hamish McLachlan wants to know his location

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Let's all cheer for the... SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER!


(pointing at a girl's big jugs..)
He's coming for youuuu....
He's coming for yoo..oouuu...
Jordan De Grabby..
He's coming for youuu...

You have to get this going tomorrow night

 

[Tyler Durden007]

You have to get this going tomorrow night

You know I will... and it's Friday night

 

[Footy Is The Win]

You know I will... and it's Friday night

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[Mofra]

Hahahahaha
Herald/sun rents 3 dogs for photo shoot and Jordy picks the biggest and ugliest.

Big dogs need love too

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Tiger2709]

I think it’s important we congratulate Jordan on a fine off season! Not once over the past 6 months has he almost gone to jail.

that we know of?

A good publicist is worth its weight in white powder, oh sorry that was Gilligan.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

"I learnt the error of my ways what do you say scooby?"

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Let's all cheer for the... SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER! SEX OFFENDER!

(pointing at a girl's big jugs..)

Oh the ironing

 

[dav3]

I'd let him bang my misses any day.

So you want to give him a handjob?

 

[Crabapplepittard]

So you want to give him a handjob?

 

[the_interloper]

I heard if you have a dog with you in your Tinder photo you get more roots

 

[Footy Is The Win]

So you want to give him a handjob?