Brett Ebert and his LARGE head.

[irish_setanta]

Is it only me or does Ebert have the biggest head on a human you have ever seen? His poor Mother.

 

[Angry Dragon]

 

[irish_setanta]

The Ebert family.

 

[Kooley]

 

[irish_setanta]

Is that a picture of Ebert impersanating Cousins?

 

[someday-somehow]

Is it only me or does Ebert have the biggest head on a human you have ever seen? His poor Mother.

And it looks like it's made of plastic, it seems to have that shiny, expressionless quality similar to Hymee of get Smart:

 

[irish_setanta]

How hard would it be for him to get a hat?

 

[relapse]

I remember somehow not sure whether it was the Port website or the AFL one, but Brett Ebert was once listed as Brett Megahead Ebert (no joke) and I sure someone will remember where and when it was on the website.

 

[krisholio14]

Its a bloody big head thats for sure....

 

[old_clint]

Is it only me or does Ebert have the biggest head on a human you have ever seen? His poor Mother.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Prior to the start of the 2006 season Brett's profile on the Port site was doctored by some prankster, presumably a fellow Port player with computer skills and this was the hilarious result. I think it lasted for a couple of hours. Well done to Rory for capturing this moment of mischief for posterity.

 

[Kooley]

How hard would it be for him to get a hat?

 

[irish_setanta]

Prior to the start of the 2006 season Brett's profile on the Port site was doctored by some prankster, presumably a fellow Port player with computer skills and this was the hilarious result. I think it lasted for a couple of hours. Well done to Rory for capturing this moment of mischief for posterity.

Gold

 

[krisholio14]

he should tell whoever turned on the 'BIG HEAD' cheat on AFL 06 to disable it.

 

[HotDog]

Poor guy. It obviously plays on his mind.
Someone over heard him in a bar once asking a young lady for a little head...

 

[irish_setanta]

Poor guy. It obviously plays on his mind.
Someone over heard him in a bar once asking a young lady for a little head...

Obviously she didnt deliver.

 

[Rik E Boy]

Here's some I prepared earlier...

Brett Ebert visited the Chenoblyl Exclusion Zone and due to his oversized mis-shapen melon he wasn't forced to show the guards any papers becuase they thought he was a local.

When Brett Ebert went to see The Elephant Man people took up a collection for him at the end of the film.

The Port Adelaide Football Club has to get an extra seat for away flights as Brett Ebert's Head takes up a seat all by itself.

A lot of people think that Brett Ebert is very confrontational as things always come to a head, but this is most misleading becuase it is actually due to the gravitational pull.

Tasmanians always ask Brett Ebert where he got his surgery done.

Brett Ebert doesn't give head because he's not that generous.

Brett Ebert's head has it's own postcode.

The annual nits ultramarathon event is held on Brett Ebert's head.

Brett Ebert went to Ben Cousins place and Cuz said 'mate you're joking!'

Brett Ebert's head has it's own satellite - The 'Boncesat'.

When a drunken Warren Tredrea went to present the 2004 Premiership Cup to the Alberton faithful, he mistakenly grabbed Brett Ebert's head.

If Brett Ebert didn't make it as an exciting forward, Choco was going to get him to stand in the goalsquare to block the goals.

Brett Ebert started a fashion trend at Port as he couldn't find a big enough beanie.

Go Brett Ebert...he's ahead of the rest!

regards,

REB

 

[irish_setanta]

Here's some I prepared earlier...

Brett Ebert visited the Chenoblyl Exclusion Zone and due to his oversized mis-shapen melon he wasn't forced to show the guards any papers becuase they thought he was a local.

When Brett Ebert went to see The Elephant Man people took up a collection for him at the end of the film.

Brett Ebert went to Ben Cousins place and Cuz said 'mate you're joking!'

Those three are very good.

 

[Spadge]

i remember when Ebert and Nathan Bassett clashed heads in last years showdown... while Ebo was a bit dazed, Bass look like he had been shot...
Poor bastard copped a megahead liverpool kiss!

 

[irish_setanta]

i remember when Ebert and Nathan Bassett clashed heads in last years showdown... while Ebo was a bit dazed, Bass look like he had been shot...
Poor bastard copped a megahead liverpool kiss!

The only way you could hurt Ebert would be to take to his head with a chainsaw.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Here's some I prepared earlier...

Brett Ebert visited the Chenoblyl Exclusion Zone and due to his oversized mis-shapen melon he wasn't forced to show the guards any papers becuase they thought he was a local.

When Brett Ebert went to see The Elephant Man people took up a collection for him at the end of the film.

The Port Adelaide Football Club has to get an extra seat for away flights as Brett Ebert's Head takes up a seat all by itself.

A lot of people think that Brett Ebert is very confrontational as things always come to a head, but this is most misleading becuase it is actually due to the gravitational pull.

Tasmanians always ask Brett Ebert where he got his surgery done.

Brett Ebert doesn't give head because he's not that generous.

Brett Ebert's head has it's own postcode.

The annual nits ultramarathon event is held on Brett Ebert's head.

Brett Ebert went to Ben Cousins place and Cuz said 'mate you're joking!'

Brett Ebert's head has it's own satellite - The 'Boncesat'.

When a drunken Warren Tredrea went to present the 2004 Premiership Cup to the Alberton faithful, he mistakenly grabbed Brett Ebert's head.

If Brett Ebert didn't make it as an exciting forward, Choco was going to get him to stand in the goalsquare to block the goals.

Brett Ebert started a fashion trend at Port as he couldn't find a big enough beanie.

Go Brett Ebert...he's ahead of the rest!

regards,

REB

Start a little earlier next time