Brett Kirk's cringeworthy intro.

[SSSSSS]

Thanks Basil.

 

[Hollow Knight]

If you were told back then that one of the “five unique individuals” would go on to become Lord Mayor of a state capital city, would would you have guessed?

 

[The 4th Horseman]

They had this on loop with a 'Lose Yourself - Eminem' backing track yesterday here in Perth. Was hard to focus on work

 

[Macca180]

In honour of the 10th anniversary:

Never Forget.

 

[My Tilly]

"We are gonna exchange even our energy."


-Brett Kirk

Brett Kirk

Age

47

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.5

5star

K

8.9

3star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

5.3

5star

CL

2.4

4star

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D

16.8

4star

K

13.0

5star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

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[Vikingnz]

All time favourite of mine - IMO the best versions:

 

[Sully90]

Bring it back IMO

 

[PrinceCharles]

Seems pretty standard to me, not sure it's that weird.

 

[StillAtLarge]

He sounds like he's just gobbled a bag of pills! I love how he says 'saturday arvos', I imagine that's how I'd enunciate it after around 6-7 pints

 

[Macca180]

Seems pretty standard to me, not sure it's that weird.

oh it oozes weird.

 

[PrinceCharles]

oh it oozes weird.

Typical mindfulness stuff tbh

 

[Evolved1]

If you were told back then that one of the “five unique individuals” would go on to become Lord Mayor of a state capital city, would would you have guessed?

Probably Malthouse.

 

[estibador]

Meh, could be worse....

Haha that's great, I don't think I've ever seen that before.

You can pinpoint the exact moment at 11 seconds when he realises how far out of his depth he is.

 

[The 4th Horseman]

Seems pretty standard to me, not sure it's that weird.

 

[BigVic]

Thanks Basil

 

[Demon13304]

A few years late.. But I fixed the intro:

"We’re not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you’re not going to agree with us."
*Music slows down and stops for intensity


"But that's okay"
*EPIC MUSIC CONTINUES

Absolutely kills me every time. I can't thank you enough for making this masterpiece

 

[Sky]

It’s honestly no worse than some of the dribble I’ve read on this website

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I still recall seeing this live and the WTFs that ensued.

I kinda like that he’s still copping s**t for it a decade later. It was an all timer.

 

[Lionheart182]

Assumed this bump was for this Melbourne Renegades recreation.

 

[1980GFVideo]

The funny thing about the intro he gave is that he would have thought it was so good and would get such a great reception.

He would have been anticipating people saying HOW REFRESHING.

instead I wanted to throw a glass of water over him.

Channel 7 back then always made me laugh with what they thought was funny or refreshing. They would come up with some of the most s**t ideas.

 

[Sully90]

The funny thing about the intro he gave is that he would have thought it was so good and would get such a great reception.

He would have been anticipating people saying HOW REFRESHING.

instead I wanted to throw a glass of water over him.

Channel 7 back then always made me laugh with what they thought was funny or refreshing. They would come up with some of the most s**t ideas.

Tbh with what's dished up nowadays I'd almost welcome Brett Kirk coming back and giving another speech.