HotPiesWithSauce
Premium Platinum
Every single season I play this game, I do the full pre-season grind. Start in November, spend months of my life perusing these forums, read every writeup on every rookie, and every club press release about how "everyone is training the house down" and "is in the best shape of their career", listen to every hack's podcast, and watch every supercoach YouTube vid, and tinker with my team 500 times.
Finally, I lock in a team that seems to be a perfect mix, some reliable premos, a couple of sure thing mid-pricers, a long-shot or two, and all the right rookies who are likely to play, and I enter the season full of confidence, thinking this is my year.
And then... without fail, I spend the first half of the season correcting a dozen mistakes and chasing my tail, trying to recover from a 50k+ ranking while my mid-pricers average 50s and my premos have their worst seasons in years, and my rookies drop a 10 and never play again.
Another thing i notice is that, season after season, that there are people in here who are just the opposite of me, starting in the top 10k and never dipping out, all year.
So... all I'm asking, and I'm really not asking for much, is for one of you certified genius savants to flick me a DM before opening round and give me a good starting team. Don't worry, I'm not going to be any threat to your overall rank. It is an absolute guarantee that I will find a way to completely ruin the team from there. I'll rage trade and hype trade and just generally bad luck myself into obscurity.
But shit, I'd just love to know the feeling of getting a good start for once.
Finally, I lock in a team that seems to be a perfect mix, some reliable premos, a couple of sure thing mid-pricers, a long-shot or two, and all the right rookies who are likely to play, and I enter the season full of confidence, thinking this is my year.
And then... without fail, I spend the first half of the season correcting a dozen mistakes and chasing my tail, trying to recover from a 50k+ ranking while my mid-pricers average 50s and my premos have their worst seasons in years, and my rookies drop a 10 and never play again.
Another thing i notice is that, season after season, that there are people in here who are just the opposite of me, starting in the top 10k and never dipping out, all year.
So... all I'm asking, and I'm really not asking for much, is for one of you certified genius savants to flick me a DM before opening round and give me a good starting team. Don't worry, I'm not going to be any threat to your overall rank. It is an absolute guarantee that I will find a way to completely ruin the team from there. I'll rage trade and hype trade and just generally bad luck myself into obscurity.
But shit, I'd just love to know the feeling of getting a good start for once.





