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Bard
Norm Smith Medallist
I am starting to become a closet tanker. Now I am flinging open the closet to release my tortured soul. The year is over for me if we lose to St Kilda. Why not look to next year and beyond? Play all the young guys and experiment with game plans. Start watching that Sunday arvo show where a bunch of guys including Terry Wallet talk for what seems eternity about the under 18's.
Or use the pick to grab a ready made champion from another club. Throw in Goldsack as a steak knife. Photoshop Jeremy Cameron in a Collingwood jumper into my new avatar. Suck in my pride and accept that this wooden spoon is not as fearsome as the one with which my mum used to threaten. Coming last for us will be humiliation with an upside.
If Cloke wishes to wallow in mediocrity so be it. A wooden spoon will usher in a long term replacement for him. Given that our players are finished at 30, Cloke will provide protection for a new boy in his first year or support for a more seasoned performer. Problem solved.
Why would you want to get the spoon in a year where the top 3 players are father/sons or academy selections? And when from my knowledge there are no hugely rated KPFs?
It's always stupid to aim to finish last, but this year would be up there with the GCS/GWS draft tampered years as all-time levels of idiocy.