Caption That

[CWaffles]

Since the Bye is upon us I thought we needed something to pass the time, Find a photo of anything to do with the MFC and add your own caption.

 

[Cannon82]

"Jack Watts leans on Jeremy Howe as former Mr T impersonator David Neitz watches on."

What's with the netball getup?

 

[Headless]

I hate to be a party pooper or whatever, but what's with the constant association of Jack Watts and females? Is it meant to be derogatory? I don't understand.

 

[Cannon82]

I hate to be a party pooper or whatever, but what's with the constant association of Jack Watts and females? Is it meant to be derogatory? I don't understand.

I'd say it's the netball gear / jibes.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'm concerned about the placement of the red flame on the skirt, makes it appear that Sharelle is on the rags.

I hate to be a party pooper or whatever, but what's with the constant association of Jack Watts and females? Is it meant to be derogatory? I don't understand.

Opposition supporters are sexually attracted to Jack and picture him female as a way of avoiding questions about their own sexuality. In the past, the jibe may have been justified, but he's had a good run from the Collingwood match onwards, so right now I feel it's unfair. Both to him and to the fairer sex.

 

[Cannon82]

I'm concerned about the placement of the red flame on the skirt, makes it appear that Sharelle is on the rags.

Huh. My first thought was fire crotch. Wishful thinking?

 

[Proper Gander]

 

[Proper Gander]

Limited available happy MFC images, so:

 

[Devastating Boris]

Charelle (apologies for spelling) McMahon leaning on Cale Morton whilst talking to David Neitz.

Ps I didn't realise she was a firecrotch [emoji6]

 

[CWaffles]

 

[Proper Gander]

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I LOVE this and I know Joel would be similarly touched

 

[Topkent]

Quick get a photo, I found someone softer and more overrated



Sry Jack

 

[Cannon82]

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Quick get a photo, I found someone softer and more overrated



Sry Jack

I wonder if that's bottled water, tap water or mineral water?

 

[Topkent]

I wonder if that's bottled water, tap water or mineral water?

I assume it's flown in from some fancy river In italy

 

[Proper Gander]

Thread needs more Dawes.

 

[Proper Gander]

 

[Cannon82]

Thread needs more Dawes.

Classic handleless Dawes.

 

[dee_mac]

Sure I'll play for you Roosy. But I am a prince and as such I will be chaired off after every game

 

[RandB]

I hate to be a party pooper or whatever, but what's with the constant association of Jack Watts and females? Is it meant to be derogatory? I don't understand.

A fair and logical question.

Whilst this is a great idea for the bye week, the mindless Watts analogies to the fairer sex are getting tiresome not to mention indecent to both player and the female gender.

Watts isn't untouchable but this board has always been about creativity and humour. Watts = female falls in neither of those brackets. As such I've edited the OP but I'm really liking some of the entries here. Good thread.

Regards,

RB

 

[00Stinger]

Robbo: 'It's ok Cale you will be following Colin out the door soon enough'

 

[CWaffles]

A fair and logical question.

Whilst this is a great idea for the bye week, the mindless Watts analogies to the fairer sex are getting tiresome not to mention indecent to both player and the female gender.

Watts isn't untouchable but this board has always been about creativity and humour. Watts = female falls in neither of those brackets. As such I've edited the OP but I'm really liking some of the entries here. Good thread.

Regards,

RB

Fair call.

 

[Proper Gander]

Breaking news: after recent criticism and extensive training, Chris Dawes perfects a tricky grab of his own head

 

[Ablett2Garland]

"But look at my range!"

 

[Cannon82]

Robbo: 'It's ok Cale you will be following Colin out the door soon enough'

One bloke in that photo still at the club, and he's probably done too.

 

[Proper Gander]

A fair and logical question.

Whilst this is a great idea for the bye week, the mindless Watts analogies to the fairer sex are getting tiresome not to mention indecent to both player and the female gender.

Watts isn't untouchable but this board has always been about creativity and humour. Watts = female falls in neither of those brackets. As such I've edited the OP but I'm really liking some of the entries here. Good thread.

Regards,

RB

Thanks Rand.

Point of pedantry though. Female gender sounds odd. I think you would go better with "female sex" (though obviously you are a bit leery of introducing the word "sex" to the board, because who knows where that could lead).

Truth is, there are two sexes - male and female (notwithstanding intersex).

Gender is a different concept, associated with language and not biology - there are 4 genders which are male, female, common and neuter.

But I get where you are coming from.

(I'm filling time before plucking up courage to explain to the board why I think Rohan Bail has value)