Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
Craig Mathieson has resigned from the Crooks’ Board.
Apparently he gave the players the players and staff a massive spray in the rooms after their hilarious loss to some team forced to play gnomes on Friday.
Now this would be usually be the subject of a few snide comments but it is a lot more serious. This Bay reporter understands a large number of ”players” on the Crooks’ List are now involved in the Pokies Industry with many holding shares of cheaply obtained sub leases on banks of pokies.
Of course this has nothing to do with the salary cap. It has more to do with the Crooks commitment to setting up their players for a positive and constructive life. And what better than pokies can capitalism offer to show it is a wonderful system.
Of course little Craig in his short pants is the golden jackpot child of Bruce.
Of course the current Chairman Sayers, former PWC Cartel operative Sayers will be gone soon as the AFP net closes in.
This humble reporter notes the Carlollies have been blessed with some amazing father-sons. Jack and Tom Elliot are legends. The criminal Pratt Empire have contributed their own heroes and of course Mathieson and Son really exemplify the positive contribution of capitalism to player salaries and community well being. Oh I forgot the contribution the SOS Clan has made to giving the Carlollies a Premiership Dynasty.
Apparently he gave the players the players and staff a massive spray in the rooms after their hilarious loss to some team forced to play gnomes on Friday.
Now this would be usually be the subject of a few snide comments but it is a lot more serious. This Bay reporter understands a large number of ”players” on the Crooks’ List are now involved in the Pokies Industry with many holding shares of cheaply obtained sub leases on banks of pokies.
Of course this has nothing to do with the salary cap. It has more to do with the Crooks commitment to setting up their players for a positive and constructive life. And what better than pokies can capitalism offer to show it is a wonderful system.
Of course little Craig in his short pants is the golden jackpot child of Bruce.
Of course the current Chairman Sayers, former PWC Cartel operative Sayers will be gone soon as the AFP net closes in.
This humble reporter notes the Carlollies have been blessed with some amazing father-sons. Jack and Tom Elliot are legends. The criminal Pratt Empire have contributed their own heroes and of course Mathieson and Son really exemplify the positive contribution of capitalism to player salaries and community well being. Oh I forgot the contribution the SOS Clan has made to giving the Carlollies a Premiership Dynasty.
