FTA-TV Celebrity Apprentice

[peternorth]

EDIT: anyone else see a slight resemblance between Jesinta and Kaley Cuoco? Or is that just me...

other than both being worthy of sleeping with me....?

 

[Pessimistic]

Julia Morris is a female david brent - implied threats if the others 'get in her way" type of bullying - bad comedy to boot

Nice Bitch.

So Lisas revealed not one but two romances.

Didier and Jacinta the obvious one.

Surely the majority of the others are married ??

Lisa reveals it's in the 'tweets'

 

[Shell]

Julia Morris is a female david brent - implied threats if the others 'get in her way" type of bullying - bad comedy to boot

Nice Bitch.

So Lisas revealed not one but two romances.
Didier and Jacinta the obvious one.

Surely the majority of the others are married ??

Lisa reveals it's in the 'tweets'

Warick Capper with Warick Capper.

(Same can be said for another few, lol. ).

 

[Pessimistic]

Pauline and Jason will be the next two to go. They've been avoiding the chop simply by having other people worse than them, but with only five in the competition, their flaws are becoming a lot more evident.

Shane and Jesinta both need to start being aggressive, Shane especially. Skating by and being a good team member works well in the earlier rounds, but when you get down to the last few, you want to be making an impression, and Shane almost lost it yesterday by not being a strong enough figure in the team.

Must say though, Julia Morris has impressed me in this show. She's showed she's more than a silly person, and is actually quite switched on, not to mention she's not afraid to sink someone else if she needs to. Pauline should be counting her blessings that Team Ignite won last night, otherwise she'd be out on her arse, with Julia's knife in her back. (Wouldn't be the first time we'd heard that...)

Regardless, go Crawf.

EDIT: anyone else see a slight resemblance between Jesinta and Kaley Cuoco? Or is that just me...

Pauline and Julaa ripped into each other form the outset of the boardroom.

Spand 3-5 mins ripping into each other.

Later Jacinta says softly "there were a few tensions" pauline interrupts and says something like your blowing it all out of proportion we said our piece etc etc. but we saw eye to eye etc

Mind bogglingly political

 

[Pessimistic]

Warick Capper with Warick Capper.

(Same can be said for another few, lol. ).

They all have the hots for shane but surely he's olivias alone

 

[tek87]

i would rather jason coleman win than shane crawford. At least with coleman he is showing some personality. Crawford is surely one of the most boring reality contestants ever. A garden gnome would have more spark. Also julia morris is trying at least to inject something into this dead carcass.

 

[NSWCROW]

Has to be Coleman and Bouris's right hand man , yer ??

....not that there's anything WRONG with that.......

 

[Sydneyfan]

Could have been Deni "My Mum's famous" Hines and "Mama P" ..

 

[Pessimistic]

"Pauline hanson, who would you turn for ?"

 

[NSWCROW]

Could have been Deni "My Mum's famous" Hines and "Mama P" ..

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

Has the question been asked what benefit to the celebrities public image does this show offer? Other than Jesinta Campbell and possibly Shane Crawford, it's surely been detrimental to everyone's images.

Pauline Hansen has been shown to be an absolute idiot.

Lisa Curry just adds nothing.

Max Markson was shown to be an absolute tool.

Didier was an up himself w***er with the brains of a male supermodel.

Deni Hines was shown to be both out of touch and completely delusional about her "fame". She acted like she was Madonna, and not merely the daughter of a C grade celebrity.

And Jason Coleman. Wow. What a needy, attention seeking, overemotional, manipulative, arse kissing, smarmy, lying, overacting little shit.

And I'm losing respect for Mr Bouris. How the hell has he not called Jason on the same old crap he pulls out everytime someone so much as hints that he wasn't amazing. Thats one of the main reasons I've kept watching, just in the hope Jason gets ripped to shreds one day. Come Mr Bouris, come through for me.

Also, I hate the board room good cop bad cop routine the two assistants do. It's just comical and looks so amateurish.

I didn't think much of Pauline Hansen intelligence when she was in politics considering the whole 'please explain' comments which became her catchphrase. I think she has performed as expected and only made it this far because she was carried by her team.

Agree with your comment about Lisa Curry. She has gone missing far too often (literally).

Mark Markson is a tool but you need a personality like his in a show like this to make it interesting.

Disagree about your comment about Didier. I didn't know who he was before the show and I think he has shown to be a sincere person who speaks his mind (especially to Capper). I think this show has helped him actually get a profile.

Your last three comments about Deni Hines, Jason Coleman and Mark Bouris are absolutely spot on.

 

[catman 71]

Is there room on the fence for shane AND Jacinta ?

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I found that "on the fence" comment a bit unnecessary by Mark Bouris.

Also, it is hypocritical. Did Mr Bouris himself not sit on the fence when Max made the "cocaine" comment to Didier? I mean, he should have intervened, and told Max off. Jason had to pull Max into line, not Mr Bouris.

 

[catman 71]

Pauline and Jason will be the next two to go. They've been avoiding the chop simply by having other people worse than them, but with only five in the competition, their flaws are becoming a lot more evident.

Shane and Jesinta both need to start being aggressive, Shane especially. Skating by and being a good team member works well in the earlier rounds, but when you get down to the last few, you want to be making an impression, and Shane almost lost it yesterday by not being a strong enough figure in the team.

Must say though, Julia Morris has impressed me in this show. She's showed she's more than a silly person, and is actually quite switched on, not to mention she's not afraid to sink someone else if she needs to. Pauline should be counting her blessings that Team Ignite won last night, otherwise she'd be out on her arse, with Julia's knife in her back. (Wouldn't be the first time we'd heard that...)

Regardless, go Crawf.

EDIT: anyone else see a slight resemblance between Jesinta and Kaley Cuoco? Or is that just me...

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Do I see a slight resemblance between Jesinta and Kaley Cuoco?

You mean, other than them both being "smoking hot"?

 

[catman 71]

I'm tipping Julia Morris to win!

1) She has won TWICE as Project Manager!

2) Has raised the most money (both PM cheques, and her individual art prize).

3) She has never been in a final boardroom.

4) Mr Bouris has never ONCE criticised her for anything, asked her hard questions or asked her who should be fired. I've even seen him laugh at her jokes.

The Mr Bouris reason is very telling. I remember an episode where the girls lost, and before the final boardroom, I wondered if Julia was "away with a prior commitment", because I didn't her say a word, and Mr Bouris didn't ask her anything. I think he likes her humour, and wants her to win.

Also, this isn't like normal "Apprentice", based on who is the best for the job, not just who the host likes. It is completely up to Mr Bouris who the final cheque is for, and I feel he may have already decided to give it to Julia.

Shane and Jesinta have also never been in the final boardroom, and have brought in money, but both have been criticised for "sitting on the fence", and Mr Bouris has got stuck into Jesinta since the first task (which she won) ("This isn't a paegant"). Yet he has never said to Julia (when she makes a joke), "This isn't a comedy club!"

I think when Jesinta was getting slammed for the "Bouris's Babes" name, if she had got catty and said that Julia Morris suggested it (which is true), I wouldn't be surprised if Mark Bouris said "Julia suggested it? Oh, that's all right then!"

 

[catman 71]

Julia Morris is a female david brent - implied threats if the others 'get in her way" type of bullying - bad comedy to boot

Nice Bitch.

So Lisas revealed not one but two romances.

Didier and Jacinta the obvious one.

Surely the majority of the others are married ??

Lisa reveals it's in the 'tweets'

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I wouldn't be surprised if it is Julia Morris and Mark Bouris. It seems so from Bouris' s side, at least.

He laughs at her jokes, has never put her under pressure to say who should be fired. She is the only one who has never ONCE being criticised by Bouris, and he seems to never ask her hard questions.

He seems to go easy on Pauline and Max as well.

 

[Sydneyfan]

It makes me wonder why Mark Bouris decided to the 'boss' and face of Celebrity Apprentice, sure it's great, free publicity for his company - and that's worth millions alone - and he no doubt would have been thrown a lot of money to do so, but still he has a lot to lose from this as well if things don't go as planned/hoped from his perspective.

Bouris has charisma, is relatively well known in business circles here and seems to like to get his face & name out there. But, the difference between him and Trump is that Trump's got a very established & well-known empire, is worth a lot, lot more money than Bouris, is well renowned & accepted for his ego & lives in a nation where its more accepted and even encouraged for the rich, famous & wealthy to flaunt their wealth & attitudes unquestionally.

Whereas, Bouris is nowhere near as established, wealthy or well-known. Trump is at point where he could do almost anything - mock election campaign, for example - and it won't affect his business interests to any major degree as a lot of his wealth is procured from overseas investors anyway, and the mentality in the States is more of the ilk, any publicity is good publicity.

That's not necessarily the same here, Bouris has already copped his fair share of flak for being too hard on some/ too light on others, not adequately addressing bullying directed towards Polly & Jesinta earlier in the piece, not having a go at Max Markson for his outburst against Didier. He has a lot more to lose than Trump ever will, and if people don't like what they see of him in this show, they simply won't use his company.

All in all, I think Bouris has done quite a good job and no doubt the extra publicity should outweigh any negative press by several fold but he still took a gamble heading this show. It looks like it will work out ok, just hope for his sake there's no drama that potentially discredits him.

 

[lemon chicken]

Capper - is he imitating strachanie ?

Other way round, Capper was always like this just used to stutter so much you couldn't understand him.


Ive only watched this show on and off but I cant think of an adult male who can turn on the water works as much as this Didier bloke and to tell some story about his past just for people to feel sorry for him.

 

[pepsi]

Surely Coleman gone after tonight. He has got his head so far up his arse.

Oh and Jesinta Cambell = Beauty and brains

Lara Bingle = Beauty and not much else.

I'll take Jesinta every day of the week thanks.

 

[Big Wilbur]

Surely Coleman gone after tonight. He has got his head so far up his arse.

Oh and Jesinta Cambell = Beauty and brains

Lara Bingle = Beauty and not much else.

I'll take Jesinta every day of the week thanks.

TBH I wouldn't even classify Bingle as beautiful. Kinda weird looking if you ask me. As for who should go next...that's easy. It has to be that egotistical, condescending, insincere knob Coleman.

 

[Flameboy]

Just me or was that ep piss boring? Seriously...hardly anything to write about.

Obviously Jason is gone.

 

[jonesy86]

yeh, as annoying as the big personalities are... they are the ones that make it entertaining

 

[Ledger]

Anyone doubt that this show is scripted now?


Should have been Jason to go, if not both of them.

 

[Flameboy]

That was weird...I guess they had to have 2 guys and 2 girls, didn't they?

The show's lost major credibility over the past week and a bit.

 

[pepsi]

Really it hasn't had much credibility since the opening episode when the girls won the car wash challenge with one person donating $50,000 (out of a total of about $70,000) just for Pauline Hanson to wash a car in their clothing brand.

 

[hamohawk1]

i cannot believe this show is still going, forn the amount of criticism it has copped
i believe it is scripted too, how previous is the filming to viewing?