Charlie Curnow tells the Blosers to GAGF

[Chronz]

Two more clubs linked to wantaway Carlton superstar: AFL trade news

The two-time Coleman Medal winner is said to be looking to move clubs.

www.zerohanger.com

Blosers are really ****ed now.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Carlton are The Titanic of the AFL. Humongous club. Unbeatable club. Will win the flag in ‘26!

 

[springvale_mackers]

Boy oh boy when the mods see this in August they’re gonna be pissed.

 

[Olian]

If he’s looking to get out of the bubble. Head to the Eastern suburbs of Sydney. Buddy got away with crashing into parked cars while sober…

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Blosers are really ****ed now.

NOW?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Carlton trading out their forward line every year. A strategy that works!

 

[Dinsdale]

Boy oh boy when the mods see this in August they’re gonna be pissed.

I'm seeing it in July and laughing

 

[Chronz]

NOW?

Back to step 1 they go and do it all over again!

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Yeah, keep Harry, like that's gonna work.

 

[catscratchfever]

First losing to Richmutt, then their season falling into a black hole and now this.

Gotta hand it to Carltoon, they’re the lolzmeisters

 

[Xtreme]

"This is based around lifestyle, living in Melbourne and the football bubble, and getting out of the spotlight in Melbourne.
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They're opening up another COTTON ON store right now

 

[the avoca drover]

Haha. Who will be left to steer this shit truck club? Saad?

If Saad’s steering the shit truck, it will run right off the road.
Lol Carlolton.

 

[Mofra]

If he really wants to escape the limelight and get paid well he could go to St Kilda

 

[Mofra]

Haha. Who will be left to steer this shit truck club? Saad?

Orazio!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

If he really wants to escape the limelight and get paid well he could go to St Kilda

They have a Cotton On farm too?

 

[The Sultan]

If Saad’s steering the shit truck, it will run right off the road.
Lol Carlolton.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

They're opening up another COTTON ON store right now

There's a new line of clothing to be released. It's aimed at plus 6 foot 4 farmers.

 

[STPer18]

Injury-plagued CarLOLton forward? Yeah, we'll grab him for nothing and fix him too.

 

[the avoca drover]

I was referring to the way he takes off running like a chook with its head cut off, gets himself into trouble and then hacks the ball forward.
What were you referring to?

 

[frggr]

Damn, Charlie's interested in moving to Geelong. The FOMO from not taking our contract offer last time must be huge

 

[the avoca drover]

Damn, Charlie's interested in moving to Geelong. The FOMO from not taking our contract offer last time must be huge

Would he get a game?

 

[Coach_Required]

Geez, things really went downhill for them after they got pantsed in round 1.

Wonder if his Free kick card is transferable to Queensland?

 

[pavstar]

I heard from the local postie’s uncles cousins sisters, brothers, mothers, aunties, doctors plumber that West Coast and Carlton are going to replicate the trade of Judd for Kennedy with Harley Reid for Curnow as that worked wonders…. For West Coast and Kennedy at least…

 

[catscratchfever]

Carltoon - the team that just keeps on giving (along with the Aints)

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Carlton trading out their forward line every year. A strategy that works!

Ironic that Crazy Vossy got that title from importing a Carlton forward.

How the turn tables