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Soft hands, Partridge, soft hands. Docile (read dehydrated/aging) huntsmen can easily be relocated with a little patience and tender hands. If they're already aggressive -ie, rearing up- then I'll fetch the ol' mug and cardboard, or chase them back to the roof.

(Stripey freaking out will only discourage others from walking the enlightened path of the spider whisperers, Shell. :( )
Soft hands? Stripey, if you grew up in the eastern suburbs, as I did, you will know that hunstman-killing is one of the 3 great sports practised during one's cultural upbringing.

The others being retrieving tennis balls from pampas grass, and climbing roofs to collect miscreant footballs. :D

No I'm afraid when it comes to hunstmen it's like the African savannah - kill or be........well annoyed. Helps to impress the chicks too! :p
 

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Stop calling me Shellbell.. only nice people are allowed to call me that.

Nah I dont care. You refuse to acknowledge the previous games, like they didn't exist or something. Not my problem. :p
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You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

It's like how Geelong played (for example) Richmond twice this year. Geelong didn't win by 227 points overall! They won by 157 and 70 points respectively in seperate games!

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?:D;)
 

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Soft hands? Stripey, if you grew up in the eastern suburbs, as I did, you will know that hunstman-killing is one of the 3 great sports practised during one's athletic upbringing.

The others being retrieving tennis balls from pampas grass, and climbing roofs to collect miscreant footballs. :D

No I'm afraid when it comes to hunstmen it's like the African savannah - kill or be........well annoyed. Helps to impress the chicks too! :p
You're sending shudders of revulsion up my spine, Wilbur Smith.

(I could've provided some spectacular shots of one of my huntsmen moulting if I'd a macro enabled camera. :()

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You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?:D;)
The Marquees of Queensbury's Butler's rules, Budda: only results where both combatants are similarly inebriated are counted. I agree that it's 2-0.

Another fancy dress idea, Shell? Budda's Bitch! :D
 

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I'd rather shave my balls with a lawnmower than handle a huntsman.
And I thought you'd be more sensible about this, Fugs. :(

Swathe your hand with a few sheets of toilet paper at first, until you're used to handling the spider. Huntsmen rarely bite, they're quite passive. Er...for spiders.
 

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Crowd Controller, like Cop, begins with "C", Shell. :rolleyes:
Why don't you dress as our mutual acquaintance, Betty B? Leaving your gob hanging open all night'll at least shut you up.!
Lol, I'm sorry Stripes. I know I said I wouldnt raise the topic of your profession in a negative light anymore. I just couldnt help it. I'm SURE you're one of the good ones. :)

A Blues Brother? C'moooooon, Boromir or Bobba Fett, you know you want toooo.
Another Betty B, Betty Boop? Being among strangers rules out Breasts and Buttocks. Playboy Bunny, boxer, brickie, bogan?
Budha Hocking, if you've a 32 jersey? As a Shanrock, I love Eliza's suggestion, you could borrow her 17.
Oh, oh...Bronwyn Bishop!!! Mmmmm. But I insist on pics!
But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.

I dont think id have the confidence to go as a play boy bunny... kinda like the outfit Reese Witherspoon wore in legally blonde hey... sexier on her i think. I also LIKE to think Im way to good looking to pass for Brownwyn tho!!! :p

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You can't just add on the scores from a seperate match.

It's like how Geelong played (for example) Richmond twice this year. Geelong didn't win by 227 points overall! They won by 157 and 70 points respectively in seperate games!

So if anything, the score is 1 all. But because Saturday nights pool game had something riding on it, the score is 2-0! It's a bit like 119 points! Who remembers (or cares) that Port beat us in Round 21?
Ah whatever. Im over it.

Another fancy dress idea, Shell? Budda's Bitch! :D
I'd rather die quite frankly.

I'd rather shave my balls with a lawnmower than handle a huntsman.
Thanks for that info Fugs. You are our 'special' friend. :)
 

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But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.
Ugh. *massages temples*

Well if there are two other Blues Brothers, you could always transform to "bodyguard". Spares me the lines....unless you start howling, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll alwaaaaaaaaaysss....."

And don't worry about Budda. I took a double serving of metamucil this morning, he won't last long.
 

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But Blues Brothers are cool. I could go around the party quoting all the good lines, like:
- "We're on a mission from god"
- "Women.. i want to buy your women.. how much for the little girl?"
- "We come here. You refuse to take our money.. I guess you're really up shit creek!"
- "Do you have this in MIss Piggy?"

And such and such.
What about Brother Ray (for Ray Charles in the film) Shell? All you need is dark sunglasses, a bit of face paint and aimlessly walk into things all night. Easy! :p
 

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Ugh. *massages temples*

And don't worry about Budda. I took a double serving of metamucil this morning, he won't last long.
Hey The Blues Brothers is funny. Its about the only musical I am able to sit though without feeling like either vomiting or poking my eyeballs out with a sharp object. (ie, kinda like the feeling i have when i watched BOTR) ;)

LOL at your comment about Budda there :D

Mum makes me wear mittens so I don't scratch myself *slaps own face*
LMAO. :D

Did anyone else read that above comment in a Ralph Wiggum voice?
 

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Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
 

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Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
It's not raining here! But it rained yesterday! I didn't realise Gippsland's weather patterns would be so different to the North of the State!:eek:
 

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Since I have nothing to contribute to your current conversation of Chicago since I've never seen it, I'll just say I can't believe it's raining now and yesterday it was so 'effing hot.
And I can't believe Im only 9.. yes thats a James Kelly away from becoming a veteran.

Couldnt NOT have dont it without CC. :)

HEy FTW, you have cats. Any ideas what I should name mine, when I get it?
 

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It's not raining here! But it rained yesterday! I didn't realise Gippsland's weather patterns would be so different to the North of the State!:eek:
Really? Jeez, I wish it rained yesterday here because for a class I had to walk around town and it was so hot!

HEy FTW, you have cats. Any ideas what I should name mine, when I get it?
No idea, don't name them human names though 'cause I reckon it's a bit silly, unless it's named after someone (I'm such a hypocrite!)
My Cats are named Corey and Milly, my Dog is named Chase.
I did have three birds in QLD named She's Archie, Caliban and Whiskey Assassin. I either name my pets after race horses, greyhounds or footy players.
Maybe you should just wait and see, when you get it it might just act like a name if that makes sense.
 
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