Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[PT Bar None]

No it finished at the tail of the field

Perhaps it's just running the race in installments?

 

[brucetiki]

Someone's posted on the Fan Club page about 3 Prison escapees from Townsville.

I'm not sure if they're Crico customers, imprisoned for defaulting on payments, or whether there's a prison plan - get your own cell for 48 easy payments of $69

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Someone's posted on the Fan Club page about 3 Prison escapees from Townsville.

I'm not sure if they're Crico customers, imprisoned for defaulting on payments, or whether there's a prison plan - get your own cell for 48 easy payments of $69

There's usually a down payment when moving into a new cell too.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Anyone else get the vibe that Robyn G is low-key pissed that Jane has called in sick for the last three days and is just loading her up for when she gets back?

All of Robyn G recent responses have all been , "email Jane".

 

[raskolnikov]

money?

 

[Oscarman]

Been a few ads on TV lately. Needing some new customers/suckers?

 

[MatthewB]

Dont bad mouth crico or you get booted from the fan club

 

[brucetiki]

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money?

Crico hampers stoke my virginity

 

[dales.girl38]

95% sure that Hilary Duff is a Crico customer.

 

[drd23]

95% sure that Hilary Duff is a Crico customer.

Is the other 5% you secretly hoping she's a fan of this thread?

 

[Elixuh]

When society collapses because of Coronavirus, it'll be the Crico customers who have recently had 3yrs worth of perishables delivered for xmas who will have the last laugh.

 

[Hawk Dork]

When society collapses because of Coronavirus, it'll be the Crico customers who have recently had 3yrs worth of perishables delivered for xmas who will have the last laugh.

Especially the ones who ordered the toilet paper, pasta,long life milk and hand-wash hamper

 

[owen87]

Especially the ones who ordered the toilet paper, pasta,long life milk and hand-wash hamper

Surprised they haven't actually released a hamper for it yet

 

[the_interloper]

When society collapses because of Coronavirus, it'll be the Crico customers who have recently had 3yrs worth of perishables delivered for xmas who will have the last laugh.

They were the smart ones all along!

 

[drd23]

Surprised they haven't actually released a hamper for it yet

Crico buys stuff at a heavy discount late in the year and then ships it off at a heavy mark-up ASAP.

Having a whole bunch of stuff stockpiled at this time of year doesn't fit their MO

 

[owen87]

Costco buys stuff at a heavy discount late in the year and then ships it off at a heavy mark-up ASAP.

Having a whole bunch of stuff stockpiled at this time of year doesn't fit their MO

Exactly why it would suit them; people that love crico could put their orders in for TP and such, then when stocks are replenish (and no one is buying any because they have 300 rolls at home) they can buy cheap and ship it out for Christmas! Genius, you've done it again crico!

 

[raskolnikov]

 

[radiojake]

wow

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Where's old Saurus? This is a great win for him. Might be able to flip a few litres of sauce to fund next year's hamper.

 

[Marklar_33]

I think we are the idiots now. They’ve got months of non-perishables and I’m wiping my arse with gum leaves

 

[Hawk Dork]

I think we are the idiots now. They’ve got months of non-perishables and I’m wiping my arse with gum leaves

They will be trading excess condiments for whatever they desire

 

[Marklar_33]

They will be trading excess condiments for whatever they desire

They will be selling them on Facebook marketplace for an inflated, inflated price

 

[Capital Power]

When society collapses because of Coronavirus, it'll be the Crico customers who have recently had 3yrs worth of perishables delivered for xmas who will have the last laugh.

Whenever I think about how badly our politicians are managing the current situation, I console myself with the thought that it could be a whole lot worse. Can you imagine a Crico customer as Treasurer?

 

[Mofra]

I wonder how much a roaring trade Crico have done in toilet paper hampers in the past month?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Whenever I think about how badly our politicians are managing the current situation, I console myself with the thought that it could be a whole lot worse. Can you imagine a Crico customer as Treasurer?

If Donald Trump was a low-income Australian he would 100% be a Crico customer.