Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Royces Hart]

Ah true.

Hell they could do a 5G Covid 19 lockdown protester pack?

Pay off your $200 fine for not wearing a mask, in 12 convince instalments of $40.

 

[brucetiki]

Ah true.

Hell they could do a 5G Covid 19 lockdown protester pack?

Personally endorsed by Pete Evans

 

[raskolnikov]

Personally endorsed by Pete Evans

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I’m gonna take a guess and say the correlation between Crico customers and anti-masker / Covid conspiracy theory nutters would be pretty high.

You'd think that. But if that was the case then Crico orders would be in the toilet this year. Home delivery is for cucks and sheep - real sov cits get out and buy their stuff from the supermarket, mask free, not hide indoors like a covpus.

 

[raskolnikov]

I'd say that the postman is on to something.

 

[MatthewB]

i have no words for this

 

[Hawk Dork]

i have no words for this


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$0 discounts
$150 Fees and Charges

Must have ordered the luxury pack

Hallmarked Silver Heinz Ketchup

 

[PT Bar None]

i have no words for this


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Nearly $17k orders and $0 discount. You've almost got to admire the front of Crico

But surely, if you can afford upwards of $300 a week tithing to the church of Crico for $17k of value and convince, then surely you can squirrel away $1000 a month and then use the $12k to camp sales and whatnot for a similar great Mithras Day haul of lewt?

You wonder how many of those $311.80 payments are made with a credit card. Or super drawdown.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Are people still buying the "Bali Luxury Getaway" pack or whatever it was? Seems .... problematic.

 

[Billy ray]

Are people still buying the "Bali Luxury Getaway" pack or whatever it was? Seems .... problematic.

You know they will turn up at airports unaware of whats going on and start complaining. Enter ACA

 

[The Sultan]

Can you pay the monthly instalments with afterpay? If so that would be convince

 

[craigos]

Are people still buying the "Bali Luxury Getaway" pack or whatever it was? Seems .... problematic.

They've just added an additional 12 monthly payments and reduced the payment amount by 25%. Pretty good deal.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

They've just added an additional 12 monthly payments and reduced the payment amount by 25%. Pretty good deal.

That's so convince.

 

[Billy ray]

Awesome as 25 bigger than 12

 

[Starburns_]

They've just added an additional 12 monthly payments and reduced the payment amount by 25%. Pretty good deal.

This s**t is f***ing criminal.

 

[Maddo11]

This sh*t is f***ing criminal.

I assumed it was a joke, surely not right?

 

[The Sultan]

Crico.. the gift that keeps on giving*

* at 52 equal weekly payments, plus admin fees

 

[Oscarman]

Credit to the first reply, they did suggest getting a JB gift card. To the poster - JFC.

 

[The Sultan]

Credit to the first reply, they did suggest getting a JB gift card. To the poster - JFC.

surely this is a piss take, YOU CAN BUY A BRACKET ON EBAY FOR $30-$50 !!!!! (https://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?....m570.l2632&_nkw=tv+wall+bracket&_sacat=71582), some even take after pay.

 

[Hawk Dork]

surely this is a piss take, YOU CAN BUY A BRACKET ON EBAY FOR $30-$50 !!!!! (https://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?....m570.l2632&_nkw=tv+wall+bracket&_sacat=71582), some even take after pay.

you get 12 months to pay off your JB hifi card while you plan where to put the bracket

 

[eddiesmith]

I think you’ve all missed the genius of Crico customers, whilst all us fools will be jam packed into shops with zero social distancing and risking our lives at Christmas to get food, they have the convince of all their nugget and sauce needs being taken care of and no risky trip to the hotbed of infection.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The concept of people buying gift cards of all things from Chrisco is still the most hilarious thing to me. You still have to go shopping with the ******* card! You don't even get the convince!

 

[Hawk Dork]

I cant believe no one said I saved $30 on a bracket for my tv by putting it on top of a few crico boxes full of condiments

 

[Royces Hart]

I cant believe no one said I saved $30 on a bracket for my tv by putting it on top of a few crico boxes full of condiments

Sauce?

 

[Hawk Dork]

Sauce?

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