Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[troybe]

You just can’t unconvince the Unconvincibles!


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[radiojake]

I legit said to my GF "it's all about the convince" on the weekend , forgetting that would make absolutely zero sense to her

 

[Schulzenfest]

I legit said to my GF "it's all about the convince" on the weekend , forgetting that would make absolutely zero sense to her

I find myself calling people campaigners in real life way too often.

 

[arrowman]

Are crico trucks labelled in any way?

You'd hope not. Massive security risk with gangs of international condiment thief cartels tracking them.

 

[Royces Hart]

I legit said to my GF "it's all about the convince" on the weekend , forgetting that would make absolutely zero sense to her

If she knew what you meant, then your GF is either a crico customer or a dude from Bigfooty.

 

[DickieKnee]

You'd hope not. Massive security risk with gangs of international condiment thief cartels tracking them.

Ahh of course, out of date condiments bring a premium on the black market.

 

[Royces Hart]

Ahh of course, out of date condiments bring a premium on the black market.

crico customers have been known to smuggle a 2 litre bottle of tomato sauce up their ass, on their return from an installment funded trip to Bali.

 

[rank and file]

How come the Kiwis get all the good s**t?

 

[Marklar_33]

Are crico trucks labelled in any way?

Think they’re just done by contractors…and I want in on that!

 

[Hawk Dork]

Think they’re just done by contractors…and I want in on that!

for all the free soft drinks from the happy customers

 

[Royces Hart]

Think they’re just done by contractors…and I want in on that!

It’s more convince than tinder

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

As far as I know the big thing was that the hamper was being personally delivered by the lady in the advertisement and that she had very soft hands.

 

[rank and file]

Aussies still missing out

Done a bit of sleuthing

Might have to take this to the conspiracy board

 

[blackshadow]

How come the Kiwis get all the good sh*t?
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The good s**t is at the bottom of that screen shot!

Cosmic Psychos rule!

 

[Marklar_33]

It’s more convince than tinder

I already deliver for Kogan, so I’m sorted for that thanks

 

[Cleavy]

Aussies still missing out
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Aussie pets live in the Crico boxes, and eat chicken nuggets like the rest of us, so no need to copy NZ.

 

[Andre]

They clearly got the teeth whitening hamper the prior year

BRB, buying meat pies for my romantic partners for this Xmas

Obviously most advertising has a marked difference in looks of those in it versus their customers, but that Pies ad and the respondents in the comments are taking it to a new level. How does a service that leaves them without food most of the year have so many potential The Biggest Loser contestants as customers?

 

[MatthewB]

Why has she covered up her address? If they can't even be bothered going to the shops they're hardly going to go to the effort of robbing her. Also, $355 a fortnight. These people are obviously rolling in it so are we to mock them?View attachment 1246856

this was a comment to that post, had to laugh

 

[raskolnikov]

She must only work in installments too.

 

[Shell]

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She must only work in installments too.

Shouldnt take that long to read Cat in the Hat, I'm assuming.

 

[Mofra]

Shouldnt take that long to read Cat in the Hat, I'm assuming.

A fascinating insight into the feline psyche.
I won't post spoilers.

 

[Shell]

A fascinating insight into the feline psyche.
I won't post spoilers.

I prefer "The Puppy that Lost it's Way" tbh

A much more intellectual read than the more elementary "Cat in the Hat"

 

[Mofra]

I prefer "The Puppy that Lost it's Way" tbh

A much more intellectual read than the more elementary "Cat in the Hat"

Well La Di fricken' dah Professor Shell

 

[Shell]

Well La Di fricken' dah Professor Shell

You could have farking quoted Billy Madison in that reply you know.

 

[Private Hudson]

I prefer "The Puppy that Lost it's Way" tbh

A much more intellectual read than the more elementary "Cat in the Hat"

You go out there and find that ******* dog!!!