Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Hai_Newman]

lol at the comments, apparently Crico is a charity now... the whole point is for low income earners?

Pretty sure the whole point is profit for Crico

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Im guessing they enjoy a door knock.

 

[Cleavy]

There was one that came on the scene about 2001/2 from memory. NFI what happened to them. Or even their name.

I was actually shocked that Chrisco was still a thing.

was that Hamper King or a different one?

 

[Taylor Moss]

Whats the conditions of sale from Chrico. Say if Kaylene signs up for a $46000 order and fails to meet the repayments. Do Chrico just pocket what she paid? Does she get a pro rata delivery? Or does she get her money back?

I assume it’s forfeited. Would most likely if there are 3 missed payments they miss out on the convince & the cash already paid.

 

[Taylor Moss]

was that Hamper King or a different one?

I think so mate. Name rings a bell?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

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[Taylor Moss]

Innovative.

 

[rank and file]

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Innovative.

Deserves to be lit up.

 

[rank and file]

Batpig going to be that happy

 

[ash_1050]

Someone should write a 12 Days of Crico song.

eg. "On the first day of Crico my defacto gave to me.. a condiment in a box tree"
On the second day of Crico my defacto gave to me... two frozen chooks and a condiment in a box tree"

Here's one I posted years ago:

The Twelve Days of Chrisco


On the first day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

A party drinks pack just for me


On the second day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the third day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the fourth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the fifth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the sixth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the seventh day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the eighth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

8 Biscuit and cracker combos

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the ninth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

9 Dog treats

8 Biscuit and cracker combos

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the tenth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

10 Car care kits

9 Ladies Dancing

8 Biscuit and cracker combos

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the eleventh day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

11 Healthy Choice meals

10 Car care kits

9 Dog treats

8 Biscuit and cracker combos

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me


On the twelfth day of Chrisco

my true love sent to me:

220 dishwashing tablets

11 Healthy Choice meals

10 Car care kits

9 Dog treats

8 Biscuit and cracker combos

7 Aussie mixed beers

6 Up 'n Go's

5 Fish 'n Chips

4 Assorted biscuits

3 Gourmet frozen chickens

2 Richmond eskies

and a party drinks pack just for me

 

[Shell]

Syllables are a bit off there mate.

And no condiments?!?!!?

5/10 for effort.

 

[Shell]

Actually no. I give you a 10/10. Purely for the Richmond ref aka they are Richmond supporters.

 

[bomberclifford]

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What Chrisco pack is that one?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Mofra]

Syllables are a bit off there mate.

Syllables box doesn't arrive for two more weeks

 

[Private Hudson]

Were my crico

 

[Chris_6678]

46K ...Sounds like someone using their government grants of 45k! on decking out a new home haha.

 

[Hawk Dork]

46K ...Sounds like someone using their government grants of 45k! on decking out a new home haha.

in nuggets and condiments

 

[PT Bar None]

46K ...Sounds like someone using their government grants of 45k! on decking out a new home haha.

How does one go about getting a $45k government grant?


Asking for a friend

 

[Chris_6678]

How does one go about getting a $45k government grant?


Asking for a friend

Home builder thing from 12 months ago.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Build a house out of crico boxes and all the nugs and condiments are free ......

 

[Mofra]

I'm still processing a dog named Batpig

 

[Chief]

I'm still processing a dog named Batpig

Unless it's actually a pig.

 

[Mofra]

Unless it's actually a pig.

I have been thrown by the dog pillow

 

[Chief]

What if it's a bat?

 

[Shell]

Build a house out of crico boxes and all the nugs and condiments are free ......

Or just live IN a crico box. Why bother even building?

 

[MatthewB]

I'm still processing a dog named Batpig