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If you do get caught, it’s usually a low security prison. More like a farm.
With conjugal visits?
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If you do get caught, it’s usually a low security prison. More like a farm.
Won't need them when you're being pounded in the assWith conjugal visits?
I yearn for a simpler lifeGive a man a vegetable he’ll eat for a day. Send him to a low security prison farm, teach him to grow them and he’ll eat for a lifetime. And no longer cheat on his taxes.
I received a similar letter but not a threat of audit. I use an accountant now, haven't had a similar letter in the last two years.One of my friends got a letter last year saying that he's claiming significantly higher than other people in comparable jobs, and if he does it again he'll be audited.
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Unless you're paying cash for everything you're going to have records on your account statements which are good enough as far as proof of expenditure goes.I don’t have that many receipts
With conjugal visits?
A bit but you can make general claims for a few things for say <$200 total and the ATO won't bother with receipts. The big items obviously need receipts and if you're claiming $1000s on little bits and pieces it will look suss.
I probably would’ve too if I’d been stuck at Etihad watching that shit for three hours today.Already lodged my return.
try to rob a bank and either way you're not paying for your food or accommodation out of your own money for the next 10 yearsIf you rob a servo, you don't have to pay tax on whatever you take.

I got one tooOne of my friends got a letter last year saying that he's claiming significantly higher than other people in comparable jobs, and if he does it again he'll be audited.
I lodged mine after I left 5 minutes into the third quarter of the debacle on the other side of the country.I probably would’ve too if I’d been stuck at Etihad watching that shit for three hours today.
You're paying for your uni fees up front? Poor you. And the course is related to you current field of employment?I got one too
But it's because I'm legit claiming my uni fees, so I'm fine.
Not up front. And yesYou're paying for your uni fees up front? Poor you. And the course is related to you current field of employment?
Not up front as in taking on a HECS debt?Not up front. And yes
They owed me a few grand so no wonder they didn't chase meGenerally they don't care unless you're an individual and you owe them a decent amount of money.