Media Club Would be HORRIFIED they lost their KING

[The Majestic]

One team may have lost their king, but another has kept their god....zilla. So it's not all bad, people.

 

[Pugsley]

One team may have lost their king, but another has kept their god....zilla. So it's not all bad, people.

And the serial.......vanilla.

 

[dogs105]

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"The Club would be horrified he left, but don’t judge King Tenz" says Snake Plissken. Ophidian Old Boys Senior Coach Snake Plissken admits the Dragons would be horrified to lose a player such as King Tenz after one season, but said King Tenz should not be judged for leaving the Dragons to join a quality qooty club.

Snake said the reality of the new qootball landscape was that young players such as King Tenz wanted to play in more professional inclusive environment.

“You’d be horrified,” said Snake, when asked about how a club would handle losing one of the top season rookies and arguable the Dragons best poster after only one season. “The young qooty players of today value engagement and banter. They want to feel heard and part of the team. That’s the reality of what we have to provide now for a club to retain its best players and grow. Clubs such as the Dragons will keep losing top end talent if they continue to ignore this and carry on as they have in the past. No one should stand in judgment of anyone wanting to go to Spotswood seeking qooty perfection.”

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King Tenz set to Rule as an Old Boy​

Snake said “King Tenz wanted to be with likeminded professionals where he would play his best qooty and make an impact on the SWEET F.A landscape. His only scratched the surface of what he could develop into as a qooty player, we are very excited he has decided to join our club and can’t wait to see the King ruling the SWEET F.A.”

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The King has found his Throne at Spotswood
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The Old Boys Captain Tigerturbulance has nothing but praise for the newest Old Boy, “I’ve already had King Tenz in the ring doing some pre-season cardio boxing training. He is a tough customer who can take a good hit on the chin and still keep coming forward, he really loves the fight. What people saw in his first season was just the tip of the iceberg, KT is going to flourish at Spotswood and it will be great to have him in the thick of things out on the qooty field. King Tenz is a smart player who understands Spotswood is where he needs to be to achieve qooty greatness. Its terrific to have him onboard for Season 37 and our assault on the cup2spoon2cup.”

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King Tenz enjoying life at Spotswood and all it offers​

At least you didn't lose your cheese.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

At least you didn't lose your cheese.

Our canteen in an effort to produce healthy meals and ensure we include all our lactose intolerance players in the menue choices have opted to go dairy free season 37

 

[dogs105]

Our canteen in an effort to produce healthy meals and ensure we include all our lactose intolerance players in the menue choices have opted to go dairy free season 37

Be careful. Some things are not as good when an ingredient is removed

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Be careful. Some things are not as good when an ingredient is removed

Old Boys sign Hairless Elmo

 

[dogs105]

Old Boys sign Hairless Elmo

jmoo wan

 

[jmoo wan]

jmoo wan

he looks like my twin brother that lives in the attic and my parent's farm.

 

[Gralin]

he looks like my twin brother that lives in the attic and my parent's farm.

DERO

 

[Wosh]

DERO

 

[The Majestic]

And the serial.......vanilla.

I was almost worried someone had lost their cereal killa.