Win Prizes Colin Sylvia's been busy stealing credit card details to pay for sex.

Aside from t***ies & Gambling, what else would Colin Sylvia spend stolen cash on?

  • Anything he can snort, inhale, inject or swallow.

  • Surveillance gear, since he admitted in court to filming & spying on his ex.

  • Consultancy fees to Tonya Harding, for advice on paying back Ross Lyon for sacking him.

  • Pav's Superman cape, having already fallen from a balcony while off his nut & fracturing his neck.

  • Duct tape & chloroform, for the next time his GF starts yelling when he assaults her in public.


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What this really proves is that judges are out of touch!
Deputy chief magistrate Jelena Popovic found Sylvia's crimes hard to explain given his incredible football talent and his strong family support.
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