Comedy Quotes Game

[Fat Red]

Works like this: you have to guess the show the quote is from. Then you give one of your own for the next person to guess. Easy.

Here's an easy one to start us off:

"Call that a bath? It isn't big enough to drown a mouse!"
"I wish you were a mouse"

 

[Captain Sensible]

Originally posted by Fat Red
Works like this: you have to guess the show the quote is from. Then you give one of your own for the next person to guess. Easy.

Here's an easy one to start us off:

"Call that a bath? It isn't big enough to drown a mouse!"
"I wish you were a mouse"

Basil Fawlty to Mrs Richards from the Mrs Richards episode of Fawlty towers.

My quote is "One of these days Alice, POW right in the kisser"

 

[Uncle Steve]

Re: Re: Comedy Quotes Game

Originally posted by localyokel

My quote is "One of these days Alice, POW right in the kisser"

Either Jackie Gleason from The Newlyweds, or the Warner Brothers cartoon which spoofed it, casting all the characters as mice.

In replacement:

"String, string, string, string, Everybody needs string, boom boom boom"

 

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

Re: Re: Re: Comedy Quotes Game

Originally posted by Uncle Steve


Either Jackie Gleason from The Newlyweds, or the Warner Brothers cartoon which spoofed it, casting all the characters as mice.

In replacement:

"String, string, string, string, Everybody needs string, boom boom boom"

The Goodies - the episode where they write advertising jingles.

My quote:

Lick my love pump.

 

[sethlad]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Comedy Quotes Game

My quote:

Lick my love pump. [/B][/QUOTE]

Nigel to Marty Di Bergi-This is Spinal Tap.

Mine:
"Do you make an enormous amount of money,by sticking your fist
up a ducks bottom."

 

[Uncle Steve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Comedy Quotes Game

Originally posted by sethlad
"Do you make an enormous amount of money,by sticking your fist
up a ducks bottom."

Vyvyan (Ade Edmondson) to Rick (Rik Mayall) in the Young Ones. Episode "Bored", where the boys are playing Botticelli under the insistence of Rick.

Replacement:

"No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid"

Show and description of the scene, please!

 

[coxon]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Comedy Quotes Game

Originally posted by Uncle Steve


Replacement:

"No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid"

Show and description of the scene, please!

red dwarf..

Kryten has just been turned into a human...
but he still gets off on looking at catalogues for electrical appliances (vacuum)...

double polaroid, refers to the polaroid pics of a penis lister was showing kryten.. (double polaroid, cos it was an erection)

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heres my lame one:

"surely you cant be serious....
I am serious... and dont call me Shirley"

 

[The Hippie]

Flying High.

Next one.

"Oh come on. With 50,000 men getting killed a week, who's going to miss a pigeon?"

 

[Pornstar]

Black Adder Goes Forth - Corporal Punishment

Mine:

"You know we're living in a SOCIETY!"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

George Costanza-Seinfeld episode in the Chinese restaurant.

Next:

"I see nothing..."

 

[TheOne]

Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
George Costanza-Seinfeld episode in the Chinese restaurant.

Next:

"I see nothing..."

The goal umpire in the Hawthorn Essendon match.......

 

[Nic]

 

[GOALden Hawk]

Originally posted by TheOne


The goal umpire in the Hawthorn Essendon match.......

HAHA...*LOL* Very good!
As for the quote...I have no idea.

 

[xBinny]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Quote: from Hogan's Heroes - Schultz

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

actually its 'I know nothing'

my turn :

".... stupid boy"

easy I know !

cheers

 

[xBinny]

Damn, forgot to write a quote: Wow, it's really hard to think of a good quote when you're under pressure! Um, okay easiest one I could come up with:

"I think I'll just stay inside, you know, and not burst into flames!"

 

[xBinny]

sorry, go with BSA's.....mine's just crappy, and extremely obvious!

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

check your PMs XBinny

cheers

 

[xBinny]

Alright, checked my PM's, now check yours!

Now I'm going to do something really mean, and push in with a quote (sorry BSA), even though you said yours was obvious, I just thought of a really cool one that had me laughing for ages!

S: Hey Norm, what's up?
Norm: My nipples, it's freezing out there!

te!he! Did the name give it away?

 

[Pessimistic]

"We are the dreamers of dreams"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

BSA ,I thought "I know nothing" was Manuel from Faulty Towers in The Mrs Richards episode. I might be wrong though.

Anyways "Stupid Boy"-Dad's Army

xBinny-Is it a quote from Cheers?

Here's my next one.

"I'll get you, Butler"

 

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

The immortal Inspector Blakey from On The Buses, to Stanley Butler.

My quote:

If only he had used his genius for niceness instead of evil.

 

[Shermanator]

Originally posted by Waltzing Woof Biscuit
The immortal Inspector Blakey from On The Buses, to Stanley Butler.

My quote:

If only he had used his genius for niceness instead of evil.

Austin Powers???


My go....

DOWN STANLEY!, DOWN STANLEY!...Rosanne Barr naked....GONE!!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Shermanator


Austin Powers???


My go....

DOWN STANLEY!, DOWN STANLEY!...Rosanne Barr naked....GONE!!

Andrew Dice Clay in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"?

 

[Shermanator]

Originally posted by Darky


Andrew Dice Clay in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"?

You got it Darky, what a flick!