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My quote is
"8-1, 8 bloody 1-And three of those came from back passes to the goalkeeper"
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Just a wild guess, but it sounds a bit like Michael Caine in "Escape to victory", but I don't think the score was that high, so I am probably wrong...
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Michael Palin from the Ripping Yarn Barnestoneworth United
still a great footy flick that one !
Heres another one, pretty easy too :
"you can't eat soup like that standing up ..."
cheers
still a great footy flick that one !
Heres another one, pretty easy too :
"you can't eat soup like that standing up ..."
cheers
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Nah, it was Agent 86, Maxwell Smart!
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Soup Nazi episode, Seinfeld (I think).
Here's mine
"and then all my clothes fall off. It's all done in the best possible taste"
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Not sure - but this sounds like Cupid Stunt, one of Kenny Everrett's alter-egos.
No replacement, since I don't know that I'm right...
Definitely Kenny Everett.
How about :
"You want-a soft-a toilet paper, go to Hotel Gayboy"
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That's a ripper Darky.
That would be from the The British Comic Strip Presents a "Fistful of Travellor's Cheques" with Adrian Edmonson, Rik Mayall and Nigel Planner.
In the same vein:
"Two quid for one bloody sausage"
That would be from the The British Comic Strip Presents a "Fistful of Travellor's Cheques" with Adrian Edmonson, Rik Mayall and Nigel Planner.
In the same vein:
"Two quid for one bloody sausage"
Den Dennis (aka Nigel Planer) on the first Bad News Comic Strip Presents.
To keep it going (down a different path) :
"Hey boy, lookin' mighty cute in those jeans"
Clue : it's from a stand-up routine.
Eddie Murphy in Delerious, doing his gay Mr T. Just about the funniest hour of stand up i have ever seen.
Mine:
"I'm a warm toasted cinnamon bun"
Mine:
"I'm a warm toasted cinnamon bun"
Dunno that one pornstar. Anyone know this one:
"I used to wonder why they called you laughing Lynda. Then it hit me - they don't".
Not an easy one.
"I used to wonder why they called you laughing Lynda. Then it hit me - they don't".
Not an easy one.
I knew YOU'D know
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Mine is from an Australian sitcom-That should limit the field.
"I'll tell you how you stand out from the crowd. First of all you get into the crowd and then you stand out-you taught me that."
Mine is from an Australian sitcom-That should limit the field.
"I'll tell you how you stand out from the crowd. First of all you get into the crowd and then you stand out-you taught me that."
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