Conspiracy

[The Mission Man]

I wouldn't give you a dog until seven.

My gran, who had 13 kids and knows about these things, reckons the Jebbies are wrong. She reckons you're finished at three and I reckon she's right.

Of course, it would take you until seven to convince some kid to defy nature and be a Weavil. Seven years and a heap of child abuse.

 

[Exeter]

Originally posted by The Mission Man
I wouldn't give you a dog until seven.

My gran, who had 13 kids and knows about these things, reckons the Jebbies are wrong. She reckons you're finished at three and I reckon she's right.

Of course, it would take you until seven to convince some kid to defy nature and be a Weavil. Seven years and a heap of child abuse.

I guess its the old nature / nurture debate.

If you were to look at a 3d image of my son's DNA you'd see the interlocking bits are solely red and blue while the spiral bits are blue and gold.

I'm simply responsible for bringing in to full flower his in-built, genetically encoded Eagleness.

Maybe there is a god after all.

 

[Captain Random]

Can't say I've ever thought about football support at that level. I've known some supporters that are short on chromosomes, but DNA? Nup.

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by The Mission Man
What would any rational observer make of three grown men, calling themselves Dasler, Milkman and Uncle Streaker, seeking to lure and cajole a young boy over to their way of thinking? One of them even offered smack ferchrissakes.

My suspicions are confirmed more and more every day. Keep your children away from these freaks. They are unnatural and perverted. Sick troublemonkeys.

How thick am I? All this time I thought they were trying to chat up the old girl.

 

[ThePope]

Originally posted by Exeter
Maybe there is a god after all.

But I wear a purple hat.

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by The Mission Man
What would any rational observer make of three grown men, calling themselves Dasler, Milkman and Uncle Streaker, seeking to lure and cajole a young boy over to their way of thinking? One of them even offered smack ferchrissakes.

My suspicions are confirmed more and more every day. Keep your children away from these freaks. They are unnatural and perverted. Sick troublemonkeys.

He can stay with the Dockers TMM, he's beyond repair if he continues to stay a goldfish....no amount of smack will give him a high for the depression of being one of them.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Originally posted by RIPPER_46
the old girl.

I do hope you are not referring to moi Rip... I may not be a young, fresh-faced twenty year old, but I am yet to hit the wrong side of 35, so I am not that old!!

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by ImperialPurple
I do hope you are not referring to moi Rip... I may not be a young, fresh-faced twenty year old, but I am yet to hit the wrong side of 35, so I am not that old!!

Profuse apologies IP. I don't know how that slipped out.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Originally posted by RIPPER_46
Profuse apologies IP. I don't know how that slipped out.

Forgiven.

(Just watch it next time....)