Cousins V Judd

[Heisenberg_]

disagreeing with Beaver Fever doesn't make you a feral, it makes you 100% right

 

[Bronze]

I am much happier at getting Cousins this year than if we'd gotten Judd last year for the following reasons

1) was considered better on playing ability by WC
2) cheaper
3) I'd rather have a rebel with problems than a bald nerd
4) Nerds like judd dont fit Richmond culture. He would sook first time a supporter slags him
5) Cousins will thrive on Richmond feral culture
6) Judd would bore us to death. He is a nerd

Cousins wont win another brownlow, but he'll be better for us than Judd will be for them

BRING IT ON

bwwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[happy_eagle]

Cousins long time coach (name escapes me atm, but he is old) said that he is only about 1 month away from full fitness

He said by January expect Ben to be "Tearing it up"

 

[1980]

am much happier at getting Cousins this year than if we'd gotten Judd last year for the following reasons

1) was considered better on playing ability by WC
2) cheaper
3) I'd rather have a rebel with problems than a bald nerd
4) Nerds like judd dont fit Richmond culture. He would sook first time a supporter slags him
5) Cousins will thrive on Richmond feral culture
6) Judd would bore us to death. He is a nerd

Cousins wont win another brownlow, but he'll be better for us than Judd will be for them

you know, with stupid comments like this its not hard to see why your club has been the LEAST successful of ANY club over the last 25 years, sorry guys but AFL is about winning football matches not trying to be popular
2 finals series' in 26 years = piss poor football club

Looky at all the Pies supporters and all their anxiety. So terrified Cousins will be a star and they passed on him AND leaked to the media why.

Black dogs

Go to the WC board and take a poll on 1) who was their fav player 2) who they thought was a better footy player for them and 3) who they miss more.

Cousins on all fronts

 

[1980]

Judd has the personality of a dead carp. When he starts talking in his cliché riddled tongue, I tune out.
Benny aint no rocket scientist and is unlikely to solve world hunger, but he's at least interesting.

That's exactly how I feel. Cousins brings a sense of excitement that really gets a supporter base rocking. Especially this one !!!!!

 

[Juddyzthebest]

Contrary to what my name mite say Juddy is a dick and I hope Cuzzy gives him an absolute basting
Go the Tiges!!!!

 

[Johnny Utah #9]

Cousin's return will prove good for Richmond and also good for footy. Contrary to a lot of opinion he is a low risk draftee with a huge upside.

Rd 1 2009 should not only pull an attendance of 90,000+, but should prove to be one of the highest rating games of the year given the massive interest this game will have in VIC, SA, WA and even NSW where Cousins is just as well known as any Swans player.

 

[westcoast wizard]

Looky at all the Pies supporters and all their anxiety. So terrified Cousins will be a star and they passed on him AND leaked to the media why.

Black dogs

Go to the WC board and take a poll on 1) who was their fav player 2) who they thought was a better footy player for them and 3) who they miss more.

Cousins on all fronts

I was in tears when my the sacked by Benny Boy from the eagles, but such is life. But im stoked hes come to your club rather than the filth (Collingwood). He will have a massive impact on players such as Deleido, Cotchin, Foley, Tuck, damm its a pretty scary midfiled. Well done for recruting him hes a jet and freak of a player. Although it will be tough seeing him in another jumper

 

[Crumden]

Cousins v Judd will be the classic battle of good versus evil.

On the side of evil is Chris Judd - the mercenary who walked out on the club he was captain of to chase a dollar at a club coached by Brett 'Rat' Ratten, evil son of the the evil conglomorate that is carlton.

On the side of good is Ben Cousins - a previously troubled soul who has fought his way back from the brink. Bringing hope to thousands of addicts around the country that they can get their life back on track and become respected members of society again just as Ben did, with the help of coach Terry 'Mother Theresa' Wallace and the Mighty Tiges. Saint Ben.


Good will always triumph over evil.

 

[beaver fever]

Crumden that is some ****ed up shit haha. Would have been good to insert some imagery though, complete with devil horns and a halo.

 

[sante]

Deja vu?

This time last year, all the hype was with Carlton and Judd. This time around it will be us and Cousins. Who won Round 1 last year? Lets hope the same fate doesn't fall for us and we still get the job done in Round 1.

 

[1980]

Cousins v Judd will be the classic battle of good versus evil.

On the side of evil is Chris Judd - the mercenary who walked out on the club he was captain of to chase a dollar at a club coached by Brett 'Rat' Ratten, evil son of the the evil conglomorate that is carlton.

On the side of good is Ben Cousins - a previously troubled soul who has fought his way back from the brink. Bringing hope to thousands of addicts around the country that they can get their life back on track and become respected members of society again just as Ben did, with the help of coach Terry 'Mother Theresa' Wallace and the Mighty Tiges. Saint Ben.


Good will always triumph over evil.

LMAO

Classic post.

A remake of the movie Revenge of the nerds but with the ending everyone wants

Give the money hungry nerd a wedgy before the first bounce Cuzzy

 

[NQTIGER]

Cousins v Judd will be the classic battle of good versus evil.

On the side of evil is Chris Judd - the mercenary who walked out on the club he was captain of to chase a dollar at a club coached by Brett 'Rat' Ratten, evil son of the the evil conglomorate that is carlton.

On the side of good is Ben Cousins - a previously troubled soul who has fought his way back from the brink. Bringing hope to thousands of addicts around the country that they can get their life back on track and become respected members of society again just as Ben did, with the help of coach Terry 'Mother Theresa' Wallace and the Mighty Tiges. Saint Ben.


Good will always triumph over evil.

Did they really have to ban saassegum??????

This would have been priceless, we could have sold it on ebay

 

[Gunnar Longshanks]

I am much happier at getting Cousins this year than if we'd gotten Judd last year for the following reasons

1) was considered better on playing ability by WC
2) cheaper
3) I'd rather have a rebel with problems than a bald nerd
4) Nerds like judd dont fit Richmond culture. He would sook first time a supporter slags him
5) Cousins will thrive on Richmond feral culture
6) Judd would bore us to death. He is a nerd

Cousins wont win another brownlow, but he'll be better for us than Judd will be for them

BRING IT ON

This is a bit silly.

Every club in the country would have preferred a 24-year-old Judd to a 30-year-old Cousins.

 

[CoggaRules]

This is a bit silly.

Every club in the country would have preferred a 24-year-old Judd to a 30-year-old Cousins.

Yeah, but there is a difference dude. The tankers had to bend over and spread their cheeks to "lure" Judd, i.e. on his terms. We on the other hand have Ben on our terms. Like TW suggested, we have given Ben the opportunity to play AFL footy with our last spot on the list, he will be just another player who has to forge his way into the line up, as opposed to Judd who the tankers have to play because if he doesnt then they are just another run of the mill team. Dont forget, the tankers rose up the ladder on the back of Judd's inclusion, we rose up the ladder on the back of our youngsters. Now we add Ben to that.

 

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Yeah, but there is a difference dude. The tankers had to bend over and spread their cheeks to "lure" Judd, i.e. on his terms. We on the other hand have Ben on our terms.

The circumstances are different.

But don't kid yourself about which player you'd rather have.

If you could switch Cousins for Judd, you'd do it in a heartbeat. You'd be stupid not to.

 

[jammatheTIGER]

Yeah, but there is a difference dude. The tankers had to bend over and spread their cheeks to "lure" Judd, i.e. on his terms. We on the other hand have Ben on our terms. Like TW suggested, we have given Ben the opportunity to play AFL footy with our last spot on the list, he will be just another player who has to forge his way into the line up, as opposed to Judd who the tankers have to play because if he doesnt then they are just another run of the mill team. Dont forget, the tankers rose up the ladder on the back of Judd's inclusion, we rose up the ladder on the back of our youngsters. Now we add Ben to that.

Very well said and every bit true.

Carlton im sorry to say are over rating themselves theres nothing great happening at princess park i see planty of duds in there team. If Judd or stevens dont get many clearances they wont stand a chance.

 

[tugga]

The circumstances are different.

But don't kid yourself about which player you'd rather have.

If you could switch Cousins for Judd, you'd do it in a heartbeat. You'd be stupid not to.

Carlton sold what little soul they had left to the devil by humiliating and disrespecting a young man in Josh Kennedy who didn't want to leave but was marched out the back door and kicked in the arse all the way to Perth. His feelings were never a consideration for Carlton, who chose to deal with the matter through their own insatiable greed.
We just picked up a guy on his last chance and gave him a home. Nobody got hurt along the way and no other club wanted him. But no other club wanted us to have him either.

 

[CoggaRules]

Carlton sold what little soul they had left to the devil by humiliating and disrespecting a young man in Josh Kennedy who didn't want to leave but was marched out the back door and kicked in the arse all the way to Perth. His feelings were never a consideration for Carlton, who chose to deal with the matter through their own insatiable greed.
We just picked up a guy on his last chance and gave him a home. Nobody got hurt along the way and no other club wanted him. But no other club wanted us to have him either.

hit the bulls eye with that one tugg.

 

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Carlton sold what little soul they had left to the devil by humiliating and disrespecting a young man in Josh Kennedy who didn't want to leave but was marched out the back door and kicked in the arse all the way to Perth. His feelings were never a consideration for Carlton, who chose to deal with the matter through their own insatiable greed.
We just picked up a guy on his last chance and gave him a home. Nobody got hurt along the way and no other club wanted him. But no other club wanted us to have him either.

Well, you are now comparing the circumstances, rather than comparing the players.

You could argue that Richmond did better, solely on the grounds that they didn't have to trade anything to get Cousins. If that's the only argument you want to make, then it's easily done.

But if you want to compare the players, and argue that you would actually rather have Cousins than Judd, then you're high.

As for your little 'Richmond v the world' fantasy, I think you'd struggle to find many West Coast supporters who are upset with this outcome. I'm glad Cousins got picked up.

 

[CoggaRules]

Well, you are now comparing the circumstances, rather than comparing the players.

You could argue that Richmond did better, solely on the grounds that they didn't have to trade anything to get Cousins. If that's the only argument you want to make, then it's easily done.

But if you want to compare the players, and argue that you would actually rather have Cousins than Judd, then you're high.

As for your little 'Richmond v the world' fantasy, I think you'd struggle to find many West Coast supporters who are upset with this outcome. I'm glad Cousins got picked up.

dude, its not a fantasy, you see "insignificance" tends to preclude you from peoples minds when talking "world".

 

[Gunnar Longshanks]

dude, its not a fantasy, you see "insignificance" tends to preclude you from peoples minds when talking "world".

This is gibberish.

Hey, did you see that Kerr re-signed?

What happened to your guarantee that he would leave?

Seems like you didn't have a clue after all.

Fancy that.

 

[1980]

Well, you are now comparing the circumstances, rather than comparing the players.

You could argue that Richmond did better, solely on the grounds that they didn't have to trade anything to get Cousins. If that's the only argument you want to make, then it's easily done.

But if you want to compare the players, and argue that you would actually rather have Cousins than Judd, then you're high.

As for your little 'Richmond v the world' fantasy, I think you'd struggle to find many West Coast supporters who are upset with this outcome. I'm glad Cousins got picked up.

how about you re-read the OP Gunnar?

Playing ability was one factor. Trade price was another.

 

[CoggaRules]

This is gibberish.

Hey, did you see that Kerr re-signed?

What happened to your guarantee that he would leave?

Seems like you didn't have a clue after all.

Fancy that.

yeah i got it wrong, just like he did.
He could have insisted on becoming a tiger or else and now he would have been standing alongside, Ben, Lids, Foley, Cotchin etc etc.

 

[Nobby]

Hey, did you see that Kerr re-signed?

What happened to your guarantee that he would leave?

Seems like you didn't have a clue after all.

Fancy that.

Is that because no other club would want him??
Surely after last season without Juddy & Cuz to back him up he's been exposed as an over rated footballer.