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WalterBlaknWhte said:
One Xmas, I took the kids when they were little to the Bayside Shopping Centre Food Court

Has all the key nutrients of fat, sugar, salt, and red dye

Needed to top up their Xmas presents but could not find anywhere to outsource/dump them for 10 minutes (I liked those places with cages and mid size plastic balls to occupy them)

Drove them to Dad's and returned

Walked through an alley near Wells Street

In broad daylight, 3 x approx. skinny, 16 year-olds (without obvious weapons) threatened to roll me if I didn't give them my wallet

Having grown up in Frankston, I wasn't shocked but still a little surprised at the lack of Xmas spirit

I simply said 'no' and walked through them, without a hand being laid, as if it was Collingwood's defence in the past few weeks

Their commitment to their task was disgraceful

Probably blow-ins from Cranbourne
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Drama class from Peninsula taking their performance CAT a bit too seriously
 
Good Horse said:
Drama class from Peninsula taking their performance CAT a bit too seriously
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The Head of Drama at Peninsula in the eighties was a good looking rooster

Back then it wasn’t co-ed and Toorak College partnered for drama productions

Anyway, Head of Drama knocked up one of the Toorak girls

He lost his job, lost his entrepreneur wife who had bought him his MG, and moved into a Franger Flat with his impregnated teenager

A few months later, the Toorak Teenager also gave him the boot

Is there a moral to the story ?

Yes, schools should never perform Shakespeare
 

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WalterBlaknWhte said:
The Head of Drama at Peninsula in the eighties was a good looking rooster

Back then it wasn’t co-ed and Toorak College partnered for drama productions

Anyway, Head of Drama knocked up one of the Toorak girls

He lost his job, lost his entrepreneur wife who had bought him his MG, and moved into a Franger Flat with his impregnated teenager

A few months later, the Toorak Teenager also gave him the boot

Is there a moral to the story ?

Yes, schools should never perform Shakespeare
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That sounds more like Greek Drama (tm) than Shakespeare
 
Good Horse said:
That sounds more like Greek Drama (tm) than Shakespeare
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The Greek drama was at Frankston Primary

One grade three girl had Greek parents who owned a milk bar

This girl made herself very popular by bringing wads of cash to school and giving it away

She was depleting the cash her parents had hidden in their sofa

A moral to this story ?

Yes, it is bullsh*t to ‘beware of Greeks bearing gifts’
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
The Greek drama was at Frankston Primary

One grade three girl had Greek parents who owned a milk bar

This girl made herself very popular by bringing wads of cash to school and giving it away

She was depleting the cash her parents had hidden in their sofa

A moral to this story ?

Yes, it is bullsh*t to ‘beware of Greeks bearing gifts’
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My parents owned a mixed business in the UK in the 80s. Picture ‘Open all Hours’ but with fine children to feed in Thatcher’s Britain.

No money hidden in our couch.
 
jmac70 said:
My parents owned a mixed business in the UK in the 80s. Picture ‘Open all Hours’ but with fine children to feed in Thatcher’s Britain.

No money hidden in our couch.
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The cash reserve in our household was behind the back seat of my mother’s VW Beetle

She drove a carload of oldies weekly to St Francis Xavier’s for mass

Coins jiggled out the old guys’ pockets

I was devout with my collections each Sunday afternoon
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
The Head of Drama at Peninsula in the eighties was a good looking rooster

Back then it wasn’t co-ed and Toorak College partnered for drama productions

Anyway, Head of Drama knocked up one of the Toorak girls

He lost his job, lost his entrepreneur wife who had bought him his MG, and moved into a Franger Flat with his impregnated teenager

A few months later, the Toorak Teenager also gave him the boot

Is there a moral to the story ?

Yes, schools should never perform Shakespeare
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Should have done Romeo and Juliet - keep main parties at a safe non-impregnating distance on a balcony.
PS - what happened to the MG?
 
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jmac70 said:
My parents owned a mixed business in the UK in the 80s. Picture ‘Open all Hours’ but with fine children to feed in Thatcher’s Britain.

No money hidden in our couch.
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Jmac - please clarify - was it "fine' children, "five" children or "five fine" children?
Asking for a friend.
 

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WalterBlaknWhte said:
The cash reserve in our household was behind the back seat of my mother’s VW Beetle

She drove a carload of oldies weekly to St Francis Xavier’s for mass

Coins jiggled out the old guys’ pockets

I was devout with my collections each Sunday afternoon
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That was my church. Those coins were meant for the collection plate.

Disappointed Will Ferrell GIF by PeacockTV
 
NMBB said:
Jmac - please clarify - was it "fine' children, "five" children or "five fine" children?
Asking for a friend.
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Sorry, should read five children.
The good news was that I got to take a scotch egg to school every day. My dad’s specialty.
 
jmac70 said:
Sorry, should read five children.
The good news was that I got to take a scotch egg to school every day. My dad’s specialty.
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Back in ancient times, my stepson had to go live with my parents (don't ask, long story). My dad was big on a cooked breakfast so used to make the young bloke eggs on toast with worcestershire sauce each morning before he went off to Primary School.

After one instance of particularly virulent egg induced flatulance that cleared the classroom, mum got a letter from the school asking to please not give him eggs for breakfast anymore.

he's still proud of that.
 
Happy IDAHOBIT day.

i wanted to post this earler but to be honest coulnt cope with grief.

our club social media manager did one today and hay presto




im disappointed in myself for being defeated tbh
 
Good Horse said:
Happy IDAHOBIT day.

i wanted to post this earler but to be honest coulnt cope with grief.

our club social media manager did one today and hay presto




im disappointed in myself for being defeated tbh
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You have nothing to be disappointed about mate. It’s the bigots who should be looking in the mirror. It’s not your fault they like what they see.
 
I must admit I had never heard of IDAHOBIT Day either. :(

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Framed was a movie as familiar to me as the IDAHOBITs I should have been celebrating. No bueno.
 
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