Create a 'Worst 18' using one spud from each club

[Sprout]

Season's greetings campaigners.

In making the grave and irreversible mistake of spending time on the main board, one thread did catch my attention: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/create-a-best-18-using-one-player-from-each-club.1083670/

Let me present the improved version.

Your task is to compile a side full of your favourite shit trucks and soft boiled potatoes with one from each club.

It is unfortunate that Maxwell has retired, but at least it makes the captaincy decision a little more challenging.

You can of course choose any player you like, however here is a template to give you a head start:

B:
HB:
C:
HF: Watts
F: Vickerspud
R:

 

[Twoslabs]

Why, are you just looking for draft targets?

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Why, are you just looking for draft targets?

Ryan Schoenmakers Key Back...answers post 1 and 2

 

[Art Corvelay]

Why, are you just looking for draft targets?

No, that's Geelong's recruitment policy.

 

[Starburns_]

Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

 

[Rainfall]

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J. Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo C.Beams B.Smedts(c)
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

 

[Starburns_]

Forgot that, but Van Berlo clearly gets it as the only one on that list who was actually ever captain.

 

[Vikingblood]

Forgot that, but Van Berlo clearly gets it as the only one on that list who was actually ever captain.

But Van Berlo still knows which way the wind is blowing. Therefore my nomination for Captain is obvious......

 

[ChappyUK]

Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

Would still beat the Saints.

 

[Rainfall]

Forgot that, but Van Berlo clearly gets it as the only one on that list who was actually ever captain.

The worst captain of all time? On potential captain would be Smedts
On being a dickhead captain would also be Smedts

 

[Baird]

Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

That is an incredible display of spuddery.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

B Cheney (A) Schoenmakers (H) Siposs (St)
HB Gwilt (E) Tape (GC) Goodes (WB)
C Bewick (B) Ellard (Ca) Rohan (Sy)
HF Blease (G) Waite (NM) Hill (WC)
F Lloyd (R) Karnezis (Co) Butcher (PA)
Foll Spencer (M) Sylvia (F) (c) Scully (GWS)

 

[Schulzenfest]

B: Tom Simpkin (StK), Zac Dawson (Freo), Ryan Schoenmakers (Haw)
HB: Tony Armstrong (Coll), Matthew Watson (Carl), Kane Lucas (WCE)
C: Kane Mitchell (PA), Jordie McKenzie (Melb), Nick Kommer (Ess)
HF: Jarrad Grant (WB), James Podsiadly (Adel), Dylan Addison (GWS, genuinely thought he'd been delisted)
F: Luke McGuane (Bris), Josh Walker (Geel), Tim Sumner (GC)
R: Tom Derickx (Syd), Ben Jacobs (NM), Taylor Hunt (Rich)

 

[Les Norton]

Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

Top notch. I like how you squeezed a captain in.

 

[Les Norton]

B Cheney (A) Schoenmakers (H) Siposs (St)
HB Gwilt (E) Tape (GC) Goodes (WB)
C Bewick (B) M.Watson (Ca) Rohan (Sy)
HF Blease (G) Waite (NM) Hill (WC)
F Lloyd (R) Karnezis (Co) Butcher (PA)
Foll Spencer (M) Sylvia (F) (c) Scully (GWS)

Watson of Carlton in the middle, spoiled a superb effort. Curnow, Armfield and Ellard have all played in the guts for Carlolton.

 

[Les Norton]

The worst captain of all time? On potential captain would be Smedts
On being a dickhead captain would also be Smedts

Worst captain of all time? You got the Van right, the rest is Denberg though, not Berlo.

 

[Bender_]

Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

lol Hampton

 

[Silvagnis]

Watson of Carlton in the middle, spoiled a superb effort. Curnow, Armfield and Ellard have all played in the guts for Carlolton.

Puopolo is a two time premiership player.

LOL.

 

[Rainfall]

Puopolo is a two time premiership player.

LOL.

Its funnier cause Cyril is a 3

 

[Rainfall]

Worst captain of all time? You got the Van right, the rest is Denberg though, not Berlo.

Oh that's just ****ing embarrassing
Didn't know he was a captain

 

[rustyg70]

B: Tony Armstrong (Coll), Zac Dawson (Freo), Ryan Schoenmakers (Haw)
HB: Sam Gilbert (StK), Matthew Watson (Carl), Matt Shaw (GC)
C: Kane Mitchell (PA), Jordie McKenzie (Melb), Kane Lucas (WCE)
HF: Nick Kommer (Ess), James Podsiadly (Adel), Dylan Addison (GWS, genuinely thought he'd been delisted)
F: Luke McGuane (Bris), Josh Walker (Geel), Jarrad Grant (WB)
R: Tom Derickx (Syd), Ben Jacobs (NM), Taylor Hunt (Rich)

Tony Armstrong.
Under rated selection.
Spud of the highest order.
Now we just have to wait for the meltdown from one certain supporter.

 

[Jeff76]

Surely this side will be built around John Butcher? ???

 

[Jeff76]

Those two good games Butcher played back in 2011 are two more good games than Josh Walker has ever played. Now there's an underrated spud.

Its about shitness and Butchers shitness shits on Walkers.

 

[Starburns_]

Top notch. I like how you squeezed a captain in.

Was totally by accident, it was either him or Lynch from the Crows (I honestly don't know a whole lot about their list depth), and I was lacking mids.

lol Hampton

There was no way I was not including him.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Oh that's just ******* embarrassing
Didn't know he was a captain

That's embarrassing.