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Slippery Pete said:
Looking for words that rhyme with Wood DUCK
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buck, chuck, cluck, duc, duck, guck, luck, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, shuck, snuck, struck, stuck, suck, truck, tuck, yuck - oh wait, I've missed the joke.





;)
 
jackster83 said:
Old man Neil made it crystal clear,
"Tex Walker you're not welcome here"
Our star full forward,
Dumped back at Norwood
Said "Screw you I'm having a beer!"
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Probably the best one yet :thumbsu:

I thought of another one while I was brushing my teeth this morning, but haven't been on a computer until just now...

There was a young player named Davis
The defender we all hoped would save us
But the Giants threw dollars
At the keen law school scholar
So Phil broke the promise he made us
 
In the nosebleeds at aami, a cold southerly blows
Warm beer, cold pies, thats how footy goes,
Franklin, Rioli, Hodgey and Rough,
4 points for the taking, easy enough,
19 points at the long break, alls going to plan,
Then the cues in the rack, and the shit hits the fan.
 

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Jewbacca said:
In the nosebleeds at aami, a cold southerly blows
Warm beer, cold pies, thats how footy goes,
Franklin, Rioli, Hodgey and Rough,
4 points for the taking, easy enough,
19 points at the long break, alls going to plan,
Then the cues in the rack, and the shit hits the fan.
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:thumbsu:nice work
 
So Port Power's Grand Final team
Lost the Granny by 119
Watching Choco and Chad
And their fans crack the sads
Still the funniest thing that I've seen.
 
finally, we got rid of neil.
he's the Dees new achilles heel.
he took jimmy sellar,
might seem a good fella,
but he'll be just as shit you would feel.
 
We once had a coach called Blight
Who showed our boys how to put up a fight
They called him the Messiah
Our saviour when things were looking dire
That turned out to be our shining white knight
 

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Allefgib said:
It's not just the syllables that make it a haiku... But a good juxtaposition.

Its the craft of making a point to encourage each reader to find their own saliency with how they connect the dots.
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The quality of BigFooty posts hits a new low. :eek:
 
There once was a team from south 'straylia:)
who's fans endured two years of faylia:(
Expansions the go!:rolleyes:
Bock and Filthy thought so:mad:
But who needs em when we have D.Taylia:cool:
 

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There's one thing I have learnt from this thread
Poetry sucks balls n shouldn't be read
Rhyming is boring
'Scuse me for snoring
How about some nudie pics instead?
 
Started one, not really finished though

Read it as a pirate shanty/olde minstrel

Come and listen to my tale
I swear it all be true
About the team that runs around
In yellow, red and blue.

Led by a new coach Sando
A son of Crows teams past
Became a cat and then came back
All ready to kick arse

The one that's known as Patty
A weapon 'to be sure' :p
Yeah, Dangerfield has almost killed
A hundred men or more.
 
Nick85 said:
Started one, not really finished though

Read it as a pirate shanty/olde minstrel

Come and listen to my tale
I swear it all be true
About the team that runs around
In yellow, red and blue.

Led by a new coach Sando
A son of Crows teams past
Became a cat and then came back
All ready to kick arse

The one that's known as Patty
A weapon 'to be sure' :p
Yeah, Dangerfield has almost killed
A hundred men or more.
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:thumbsu: I like :thumbsu:

When's the next installment? :D
 

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