Croems

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

There once was a party boy named Vince
Who wouldn't heed the leadership group's hints
One night when he was out on the gas
A friend of his mates took a leak in the Cas
And Bernie hasn't been out since

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

There once was a scientist called Neil
Who we once thought was the real deal
But instead of practising out skills
He made us ride up and down hills
And he soon lost his appeal

 

[Mego Red]

Limericks:

Eight Syllables
Eight syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables
Eight syllables

They can also can be nine syllables, in two/three/four rhythm (there once / was a man / from Nantucket).

- other than that, keep 'em coming ...

 

[JP Sauce]

One day at pre-season training
Taylor gave Matty a caning
It was clearly a joke
But the 'tiser still wrote
That the lads friendship was straining

 

[JP Sauce]

Limericks:

Eight Syllables
Eight syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables
Eight syllables

- other than that, keep me coming ...

Mine is close enough.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Limericks:

Eight Syllables
Eight syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables
Eight syllables

They can also can be nine syllables, in two/three/four rhythm (there once / was a man / from Nantucket).

- other than that, keep 'em coming ...

You can't rhyme syllables with syllables. That's cheating.

But thanks for the tip

 

[Footypie32]

There once was a boy named Jack
Who wanted his dear mummy back
At the club awards he did not show
Instead choosing to go
All the way back to her snatch!

Too rude?

 

[cammo84]

There once was a man named Kenny
Whose possession count was often not many
They said "He'll never play again"
So he picked up a pen
And now churns out court reports a-plenty

 

[FR0GGY]

There once was a man named Stiffy
Whose shape in preseasons always iffy
When game day arrives
he more than thrives
As his defensive works pretty spiffy

 

[FR0GGY]

There once was a god called VB
Whoes greatest admirer is ST
From WA he hails
He as tough as nails
How he performs this year we shall see

 

[radiojake]

Phil Davis had a cheque waved under his nose
And what did he do, you suppose?
He took the big bucks
To play for a team that will suck
And now has become the biggest of foes!

 

[anthc]

there once was a fella named danger
and to courage he was no stranger
he went for the goals
but instead smashed a pole
and woke up about a day later

 

[macca23]

There once was a bloodnut who stunk
Just his name sent me into a funk
Matt Smith was his name
The Crows were to blame
For five years they listed this skunk

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

There once was a famous DVD
Meant to show what hard football should be
Bumps, courage and tough
It had none of this stuff
Sure enough we got thrashed at the G

 

[FR0GGY]

Keep your opponent boundary side
Is what sir neil required
Whether you had the capacity
or on the bike with charlie
Preseason and injuries coincide

 

[Elite Crow]

There was once a poster named Crow-Mo
Who struck one too many a blow
He should have learnt from his card
But some posters made it too hard
So he persisted and now his name is a no-no

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

He was the Crows most famous name
All he wanted was a farewell game
Neil said "Nuts to you,
You're not best 22,"
Now his sons hate the club just the same


(pun intended)

 

[Glenno23]

We've got a new coach called Sando
He's trying to get rid of the blando
He ditched the bike
To go for the spike
Now we punch with our hando

 

[Glenno23]

Our no. 32 goes by Danger
For whom courage is no stranger
We just wish he'd get more ball
He'd then be unstoppable
And he could get a girfriend and banger

 

[cammo84]

There once was a forward named Walker
Who was a well known shit-talker
Neil Craig did not like
His form on the bike
So relegated him to boundary-line-gawker

 

[cammo84]

There was a young back named Otten
Who's knee joint was made out of cotton
On the training track
The cotton went snap
And since then his form has been rotten

 

[cammo84]

There was an ex-baller named Ricky
Who kicked goals that looked kind of tricky
A kick he could loft
But he was just too soft
And continued to be under Bickley

 

[Mego Red]

I really wanted to do one for Romano Negri, but it's a tough rhyme. Best I could do was ...

There once was a man named Romano
Before games he would eat Mexicano
His burrito got knocked
Ended up in his jock
And now he's still singing soprano.

 

[Mego Red]

There's also surprisingly few good ones for Cornes.

There once were two brothers named Cornes
With a father who seasonally warns
"Christmas lunch will be quick
'Cos it features more pricks
Than a jockstrap that's covered in thorns."


6/10. Can't use jock twice in a row - that's just lazy.

 

[jenny61_99]

There once was a man named Carl
who really down deep is a darl
He's witty and quick
his words cutting and slick
And sometimes he might even snarl.

******
There once was a player named Luke
whose career was one mighty fluke
He would make girls flutter
But he was soft as butter
His selection would make people puke.

******
There once was a man called Roo
A great leader and brilliant player too
He was as tough as nails
A man amongst males
In tough times he would always come through.

*****
There once was a boy called gunner
who recently did a big runner
he was homesick he said
so he ran home to bed
Back to Mummy which certainly did stun her.

******
There once was a man named Phil
Who left us with little goodwill
He flew for the money
like bees around honey
But he's gone to a team that stands still.