Dad jokes - add yours

[ferball]

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

Unfortunately for the meek, He was referring to a shitty nightclub in Adelaide.

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By the time we finish with it the meek won't have much left to inherit.

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[gokangas]

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

 

[gokangas]

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

 

[gokangas]

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

 

[gokangas]

My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.

 

[gokangas]

Q: Why are balloons so expensive?
A: Inflation.

 

[Ligma]

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

I don’t get it

 

[gokangas]

I don’t get it

Look at 6:30 on a clock or watch. The two hands face the bottom. 'Hands down".

 

[Ligma]

Look at 6:30 on a clock or watch. The two hands face the bottom. 'Hands down".

I can’t read clocks so I wouldn’t know

 

[gokangas]

I can’t read clocks so I wouldn’t know

Thats 6:30 - both hands face down.

 

[Ligma]

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Thats 6:30 - both hands face down.

My high school failed me

 

[gokangas]

My high school failed me

You should get a refund or they should buy you a watch.

 

[Ligma]

You should get a refund or they should buy you a watch.

GK even you’d know they won’t refund me lol

 

[gokangas]

GK even you’d know they won’t refund me lol

Then I will buy you a watch and teach you how to read it.

 

[Samsquanch]

My high school failed me

The hands are the things that look like legs. They move around. The thing with numbers is the face. It stays still. At 6:30 the hands face down. When you work it out put your hand up like the teacher said. Until then, keep your hands down. If it makes no sense put your hands on your head and sit in the corner and face the wall.

That's how you learn to tell the time.

 

[croode]

Leave him alone. He has a digital watch.

 

[krakouers]

I can’t read clocks so I wouldn’t know

I just finally thought of a clock joke. It is about time!

 

[Ligma]

I just finally thought of a clock joke. It is about time!

Leave rn

 

[krakouers]

Leave rn

I was going to tell you a story about what happened to a friend’s clock
But I fear it’s second hand information

 

[Tectonic]

I was going to tell you a story about what happened to a friend’s clock
But I fear it’s second hand information

Man you can never trust a clock

Every time it's something different!

 

[Tectonic]

 

[krakouers]

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

 

[krakouers]

Man you can never trust a clock

Every time it's something different!

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

Clock jokes eh?

Every.
Single.
Time.