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Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 3, 2007
Postmans' Reef
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
swfc, carrum cowboys
Old bloke looking pretty sad, sitting on a park bench. Jesus is walking by and wonders why he is so sad, so he asks, "Tell me old man, why are you so sad?" Old bloke replies " I miss my son. I haven't seen him an ages and I don't know where he is. I miss him so much" "That's a bit sad" says Jesus, "but I know a few people, perhaps we can find him if we all look, what does he look like?" "Well" starts the old man "he has a couple of rather distinguishing features". "That should make it easier for us" says Jesus, "what are they?" "Well he has holes in both his hands, and both his feet" says the old man. Jesus, is a little stunned, and looks at the holes in his own hands and feet, before spreading his arms and excitedly whispering "FATHER!" "PINOCCHIO!!!!!" exclaims the old man :)

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