Dear Josh Schache

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Shacf501

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Jan 5, 2020
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Dear Josh Schache,

Well, surely by now you have come to the realisation that being a number two pick means bugger all at this stage of your career. You have been in and out of a side that has struggled for height since you have been at the club and lets be honest you have not done a huge amount to pick up the pieces considering you are 199cm.

However, most people that barrack for the dogs don't hate you, you frustrate us all as we know you have potential but some of your physical efforts have been downright deplorable over the years. Please, you have once again been given another opportunity and all we ask is that you show some aggression towards your opponent and attack the ball ferociously like naughts does.

We don't expect miracles, but we do expect you to dish out some figure pressure towards the contest and your man. We have your back, but you need to earn our respect back, that does not mean kicking 5 goals or getting 25 possessions down back. We want to see some physicality in your game and surely you have been told this by people at the club. If you haven't then they all deserved to get a foot up the arse. Chances are running out and it's time to become a man and step up. Yes, you will probably end up wealthy from playing footy over the years and good luck to you but one day you will look back and think what could have been.

Please please please come out and be aggressive and hungry for the contest. We are all begging you...


With love...

A frustrated doggies supporter xx

PS...also we are all sorry for spelling your name wrong over the years... we do it deliberately to try and get you angry :)
 

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