dear karl,
on behalf of the st kilda football club i would like to thank you for your obvious concern for the development of our kids. we would gladly accept your assistance and would like to know if you are available between the hours of 3-5 pm on little connor harveys 3rd birthday party. i am sure the little peckett, loewes and burkes will be in stitches listening to your 'some mothers do have em' routine. peter everitts kiddies also want to know if you could bring that other buffoon sideshow brad with you, they love his bright red hair and cheeks and the adults find his impersonation of a football expert hilarious.
if you want to stay on after the party to pass on your vast football knowledge i am sure grant thomas can spare you 30 seconds. being the football oracle of wisdom that you are i am sure that it is you that has passed on the knowledge to your old mate woosha on how to win games on the other side of the country.
look forward to your response and don't forget your red nose and floppy shoes.
on behalf of the st kilda football club i would like to thank you for your obvious concern for the development of our kids. we would gladly accept your assistance and would like to know if you are available between the hours of 3-5 pm on little connor harveys 3rd birthday party. i am sure the little peckett, loewes and burkes will be in stitches listening to your 'some mothers do have em' routine. peter everitts kiddies also want to know if you could bring that other buffoon sideshow brad with you, they love his bright red hair and cheeks and the adults find his impersonation of a football expert hilarious.
if you want to stay on after the party to pass on your vast football knowledge i am sure grant thomas can spare you 30 seconds. being the football oracle of wisdom that you are i am sure that it is you that has passed on the knowledge to your old mate woosha on how to win games on the other side of the country.
look forward to your response and don't forget your red nose and floppy shoes.





