Certified Legendary Thread Deathriding Norf - "The Manlets"

[DontArgue4]

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Lalor would have put that top bins

 

[Forensi Tiger]

St Kilda are a bit of a worry. After today there should only be 3 teams sitting on 5 wins. That could drop to 2 next week, leaving St Kilda and 1-2 other teams on 5 wins.

These games are the ones likely to decide whether it’s a top 5 pick or better:

Round 15 v Carlton (MCG)
Round 18 v Melbourne (MCG)
Round 19 v Sydney (SCG)
Round 21 v St Kilda (Marvel)
Round 23 v us (shithole in my state)

Positive is that all but our game are at the other teams home ground.

I think the results will turn on whether their opposition has put the cue in the rack for the year. Gotta think Saints won’t care by round 21 if not in about 2 weeks coz they will know for sure they are cooked. They will beat us. I reckon Demons will still be in the running by round 18 and hopefully Swans too. So I am counting on those being losses. Carlton still in it but are shite. I reckon they win at least 3 of those - they are looking ok

 

[Tonythetiger]

I think the results will turn on whether their opposition has put the cue in the rack for the year. Gotta think Saints won’t care by round 21 if not in about 2 weeks coz they will know for sure they are cooked. They will beat us. I reckon Demons will still be in the running by round 18 and hopefully Swans too. So I am counting on those being losses. Carlton still in it but are shite. I reckon they win at least 3 of those - they are looking ok

I don't really see any of those sides putting the cue in the rack bar maybe Sydney. Saints last year could have tanked last round but beat the Blues and it bumped them up. Dees and Blues if they capitulate the coaches could cop the bullet and they don't have their first rounder anyway.

 

[Tenacious T]

Did you hear about the Norf supporter and the Vegan who jumped off the cliff together to see who would land first??
Guess who won…?




















Society ……

 

[wigglyworm]

They have Carlton next lol

They probably win that game if they play the same way

 

[Tiges1229]

Norffff will overtake shitkilda and the scum

 

[tigs2010]

Norffff will overtake shitkilda and the scum

No chance on Carlton if they don't beat them next week. Saints are dog shit so that's possible but again Norf would have to beat them

 

[Tiges1229]

No chance on Carlton if they don't beat them next week. Saints are dog shit so that's possible but again Norf would have to beat them

They will beat the scum

 

[THE_GUN]

St Kilda are a bit of a worry. After today there should only be 3 teams sitting on 5 wins. That could drop to 2 next week, leaving St Kilda and 1-2 other teams on 5 wins.

These games are the ones likely to decide whether it’s a top 5 pick or better:

Round 15 v Carlton (MCG)
Round 18 v Melbourne (MCG)
Round 19 v Sydney (SCG)
Round 21 v St Kilda (Marvel)
Round 23 v us (shithole in my state)

Positive is that all but our game are at the other teams home ground.

The bolded are the games that we want NorF's to lose and are danger games

StKilda & Richmond i think the NorF's will win unless something strange happens

• Carlton i just dont trust and are way too reliant on 3-4 players Cripps,Wietering,Curnow,MacKay
• Melbourne are better than when they played NorF's last time and have some cohesion now

*Sydney really need to get their shit together and hopefully in sydney and players back get the win

But we would have to factor in 4 wins for the NorF's which should be 30 points and that should be enough for a top 5 pick before academy / FS selections

 

[THE_GUN]

I would think they can only surpass the Saints who are putrid.

If that's the case and it ends up being pick 5 including the likely Allen compo then it's a good result. This is subject to how many academy kids sneak in before 5. One spot can end up being 1-2 with all this academy BS.

StKilda have

North - Marvel
Essendon -Marvel
Richmond - MCG
Melbourne - Marvel

 

[Azzleberry]

10 games to go for the Roos. Going to get interesting mathematically in the next few weeks as the absolute highest number of wins they could theoretically get to now is 13.5, but each loss from now and other teams wins are going to keep their final position low.

The teams between 10-15 are all pretty shit though, so could just as easily see someone like the Bombers just tank from here on out.

Keep comparing it to last years ladder as the season is looking pretty similar that there's a big middle pack of clubs and you'll need at least 13 wins to play finals and at least 10 wins to be outside the bottom 4.

So 13.5 wins is now their maximum finish which, based on 2024, sees them finish 8th and pick 11 to us.

The big news though is that 3x more losses means the maximum finish based on 2024 would be 15th and a top 4 pick..

We're almost at the stage that is a certainty

 

[jthanos]

StKilda have

North - Marvel
Essendon -Marvel
Richmond - MCG
Melbourne - Marvel

on their day they can will all 4 games

 

[beema limapep]

If all the favourites win for every remaining game of the year its us 17th and notth 16th. ...If westcoast defeat Carlton today then they may even leap us.

 

[tigs2010]

StKilda have

North - Marvel
Essendon -Marvel
Richmond - MCG
Melbourne - Marvel

They probably win all those.

Weird club.

 

[PetterdHoisted]

Carlton (likely) and one of port/dees go three games clear today

 

[Tonythetiger]

Keep comparing it to last years ladder as the season is looking pretty similar that there's a big middle pack of clubs and you'll need at least 13 wins to play finals and at least 10 wins to be outside the bottom 4.

So 13.5 wins is now their maximum finish which, based on 2024, sees them finish 8th and pick 11 to us.

The big news though is that 3x more losses means the maximum finish based on 2024 would be 15th and a top 4 pick..

We're almost at the stage that is a certainty

We need to have a big party thread when their position is secured for the year. It's a bit like an anti 'Welcome to Wrexham' maybe we can do our own 'Welcome to Arden'

 

[beema limapep]

They probably win all those.

Weird club.

Just saw a stat they have the 3rd most players over the age of 29 in the comp.

Strange club, as you say.

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Did you hear about the Norf supporter and the Vegan who jumped off the cliff together to see who would land first??
Guess who won…?




















Society ……

Q. What's the worst thing about four Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in a station wagon?














A. It fits five.

 

[captain cotch 9]

 

[Barnzy]

I guess we want a Port win? Even if Melbourne lost every game from here (unlikely), North would need 3 wins to pass them. So go Port?

 

[tigs2010]

I guess we want a Port win? Even if Melbourne lost every game from here (unlikely), North would need 3 wins to pass them. So go Port?

Probably. Melbourne play Norf too which we'd hope they win

 

[lizard man]

Okay, go port then … do it for Kenny!

 

[Azzleberry]

We need to have a big party thread when their position is secured for the year. It's a bit like an anti 'Welcome to Wrexham' maybe we can do our own 'Welcome to Arden'

Welcome to Arden.. Mate Colina?

 

[THE_GUN]

For the sake of the deathride i think we need to look at it as if the NorF's will win another 4 games and end on 30 points
7.5 wins

 

[tiger_tough]

Just catching up with the weekends results